An individual who is so stupid that you could be forgiven for wondering whether they have any brains in their head at all. A total idiot, an imbecile someone who you can’t imagine how they are even functioning.
by SuburbanFlameboy November 23, 2023
when a person tans very easily and rubs it in on other peoples faces who don't tan easily but burn easily
person s: u should be tanning....
person r: but i dont tan easily
person s: i figured...
person r: shut up not all of us can be tan lucky
person r: but i dont tan easily
person s: i figured...
person r: shut up not all of us can be tan lucky
by 123ru May 31, 2011
Pale color of the skin after wearing a rubber glove for an extended period of time. Frequently, the pale color of the hand is marked in sharp contrast by the normal skin tone of the affected individual above the wrist. Glove tan is especially common among medical staff and workers in biomedical or chemical laboratories.
Lab member 1: Boy, we sure had a long experiment today.
Lab member 2: Dude, I know, check out my sick glove tan.
Lab member 2: Dude, I know, check out my sick glove tan.
by lab_masta_flex July 17, 2018
A tan that only covers one side of a limb/finger, while leaving the other side pale, similar to a penguin’s white front and black backside.
Dude, my Farmer’s tan is bad enough on my neck, but my penguin tan on my arm is insane. I should have tanned both sides.
by callmezeus June 22, 2022
When someone takes a bunch of laxatives and takes a liquified shit on someone and they rub it into the skin
by I’m a piece of shit January 03, 2020
The act of having multiple men have raw anal sex with a woman who has diarrhea. Each man finishes inside the woman. To which she then shits the contents out into a bowl, mix until tan in color. Finally, you have the woman stuff her face full of the contents like a piglet eating slop. It is customary for the woman to say oink after finishing her meal.
“Dude, wanna come to the party during the weekend? I heard that Charlotte’s gonna do the Tan Piglet!”
“HELL YEAH!”
“HELL YEAH!”
by MrSunki November 27, 2023
The act of having multiple men have raw anal sex with a woman who has diarrhea. Each man finishes inside the woman. To which she then shits the contents out into a bowl, mix until tan in color. Finally, you have the woman stuff her face full of the contents like a piglet eating slop. It is customary for the woman to make oinking sounds during and after the meal.
“Dude, wanna come to the party on the weekend? I heard that Charlotte’s gonna do the Tan Piglet!”
“HELL YEAH!”
“HELL YEAH!”
by MrSunki November 27, 2023