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Tom Wanks

It is said of a male person continuously having the urge to masturbate in public places when in good company.
1. Did you see John last night in his office? He was masturbating again! He's such a Tom Wanks.

2. Paul, if you really have the urge to masturbate or to workplay, please go to the bathroom and lock it! Don't be a Tom Wanks.

3. Man, always when I go out with you guys to the cinema I feel like needing to masturbate when the movie starts. You may be right, I might be a Tom Wanks.
by LCFO December 9, 2021
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edgy tom

An edgy tom is a teenage boy who wears trousers that are too short for him but his socks pulled up making sure his legs still keep warm. He wears an oversized jumper or a large jacket which is way to big for him. His favourite brands tend to be Nike and Reebok.

His edges help him stand out from the crowd.
Shall we get edgy tom a jägerbomb.

Oh, look! It’s edgy Tom.
by Kris G x January 23, 2019
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Tom and Robby

A cocktail made with pabst blue ribbon and a menthol cigarette.
Bar keep, I'd like 1 tom and robby. Extra warm.
by Johny Okaloosa May 1, 2020
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tom herman

A whiny little bitch that complains about everything
The Texas coach Tom Herman is a whiny little shit
by Nibiru619 October 12, 2019
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Tom Doughty

Not scared, One who is not scared to go above and beyond EMS skills that are not even known by man kind
Tom Doughty once saved a deer's life my decompress its collapsed lung. Only for the deer to get up prance away. As the deer prance away Tom shot the deer swat style and made deer steaks for dinner for everyone on crew.
by Swat or not March 31, 2009
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Tom Bound

When one acts spin ones dog with physical abuse for no reason and posts t on a social media website
"My dog kept on barking so I tom bound it one"
by Tom Bound November 20, 2016
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shirtless tom

When a hot bodied boy/man named Tom is requested to take his shirt off for others amusement or for sexual reasons.
Can i get a shirtless tom in the chat?

I'm so keen for a shirtless tom right now!
by JRosey April 9, 2020
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