tom oldfield

he has a 6 head and is his dads twin.
see that big head over there... oh yea thats tom oldfield.
by mattpinkgreen January 04, 2022
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Tom Pearling It

when you spew a bunch of bullshit and somebody else eats it up
"Yo Daniel is straight Tom Pearling It right now im straight bullshitting"
by DeadSyde June 26, 2023
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Frosty Tom

A depression era summertime snack. Invented to give children a tasty treat, utilizing the limited resources of the time. The most popular recipe uses cornflakes.

Ingredients: Ice Cubes (square), Peanut Butter, Cornflakes (or other topping)
1. Cover ice cubes in peanut butter
2. Roll cubes in cornflakes
3. Enjoy your Frosty Tom
Person 1: "Have you ever heard of a Frosty Tom?"
Person 2: "Yeah, my grandparents used to make them all the time!"
by Mountaineer426 October 26, 2016
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tom herman

The Texas coach Tom Herman is a whiny little shit
by Nibiru619 October 13, 2019
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Tom Crotchrane

A guy who wants to fuck women on the road whenever he hears them playing Life Is a Highway on their radios.
You: All the ladies driving through the Highway must turn off their radios unless they wanna get fucked by Tom Crotchrane.
Me: I didn’t know that, but I do know Life Is a Highway and that’s a classic song.
by gregben February 07, 2022
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Tom Wanks

It is said of a male person continuously having the urge to masturbate in public places when in good company.
1. Did you see John last night in his office? He was masturbating again! He's such a Tom Wanks.

2. Paul, if you really have the urge to masturbate or to workplay, please go to the bathroom and lock it! Don't be a Tom Wanks.

3. Man, always when I go out with you guys to the cinema I feel like needing to masturbate when the movie starts. You may be right, I might be a Tom Wanks.
by LCFO December 09, 2021
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tom cox

An alternate expression for a fuck boy. Tom (meaning a dickhead), and Cox (meaning cocky and self-absorbed) A tom cox is generally up his own arse and wants to fuck anything that moves - even cars (e.g. mercedes) In most cases, a tom cox would listen to drill music but is too pussy to actually fight. He isn't even that good looking yet he thinks he can seduce the whole world with his shitty personality. Overall, some clapped guy.
Girl: Look at this boy! I started chatting to him bare weeks ago
Boy: Nah blud, he's a tom cox, always chatting to bare yutes init. Don't go for him, silly gyal.
by TruFaxs April 22, 2019
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