crap on toast

It,s related to the what u can,t believe oh what u gotta shock about it

Crap on toast
Did we miss the meeting?!

by Dr Defender August 10, 2017

Eggs On Toast

The source of all life, a magical material capable of things incomprehensible to mankind.
Also an expression to describe something incredible, incomprehensible or god-like.

Example 1
Person 1: I wonder who made life.
Person 2: Eggs on toast mate
Example 2
Vegita: His power, its over 9000!
Old Man: Hes eggs on toast!

by diamond>iron January 30, 2019

Sugar the butter, butter the toast

“I won’t sugar the butter, but I will butter the toast”
A phrase meaning you don’t have any good news, but you’ll give the news regardless. Another way of saying, “I won’t sugar coat this”

“I have some bad news for you”
“Well, don’t sugar the butter, butter the toast”

by Jamesmonr January 23, 2018

moopy toast

Toast that is soggy.

The moopy toast that is placed under fried foods to suck up the oil.

by moopy toast January 22, 2009

Chode Toast

to take toast and slather it in peanut butter, chocolate chips, and mini marshmellows and then microwave for 20 seconds. it's a delicious treat late at night.

Haley " dood im so hungery!"
Tay " how bout some Chode Toast! its only 1$!"

by taychuu August 1, 2010

Ghost Toast

That hideous thing that happens when the toaster is set to a setting (if you have one of those fancy toasters that has various settings depending on how well-done you want your toast to be) below 3. The first setting basically warms your bread. Ghost toast is basically very lightly toasted bread, which often barely classes as toast. It can be merely heated bread with a crisp shell.

Friend: Hey, want some toast?
Friend 2: Yeah sure, but make sure it's not ghost toast.
Friend: Hey what?
Friend 2: Never mind, just make the toast.
*Friend makes toast*
Friend 2: DUDE this isn't even toast, it's just lukewarm bread! Great. Ghost Toast again.

by duck_shescoming December 26, 2011

French Toast A La Mode

When a frenchman bakes bread with his own feces, toasts it, and the procedes to butter it with his own semen. He then saves it for a romantic evening.

Pierre makes the best god damn French Toast A La Mode you will ever have.

by Miles_JR August 24, 2006