by Mike Comanche March 04, 2009
“Sarah took care of Ashley on Saturday”
“Wdym”
“Sarah was shitfaced and still held her hair back and gave her water”
“Wow that’s Big Wife Energy”
“Wdym”
“Sarah was shitfaced and still held her hair back and gave her water”
“Wow that’s Big Wife Energy”
by Yeehaw22 October 18, 2018
A term used to describe your best friend's infatuation with his new girl friend. Where the friend puts aside all other people and commitments in order to spend as much time with the new girl.
by loleyknave August 04, 2010
As gay tik tok has agreed: A straight guy who gives queer/ally vibes probably because his partner is bisexual.
by andream March 20, 2021
A phrase said in a similar manner and context to "Fuck My Life" except used when ones wife/girlfriend is the source of grief
Bill: Hey Mike I got some tickets to the Rangers game tonight, you in?
Mike: Oh hell yeah buddy, just let me run it by my old lady
Wife: Michael you promised me that you would watch the third Harry Potter movie with me tonight, you know how scared I get
Mike: ugh Fuck My Wife, sorry Bill I can't come
Mike: Oh hell yeah buddy, just let me run it by my old lady
Wife: Michael you promised me that you would watch the third Harry Potter movie with me tonight, you know how scared I get
Mike: ugh Fuck My Wife, sorry Bill I can't come
by Kim4321 March 31, 2010
"Dude, did you hear? Tarkowski caught his wife in bed with another woman."
"No way! That's awesome!"
"Not really. Neither of them were in the kitchen where they're supposed to be."
"Bummer man, they should know better. That's a wife changing event."
"No way! That's awesome!"
"Not really. Neither of them were in the kitchen where they're supposed to be."
"Bummer man, they should know better. That's a wife changing event."
by ILUVJENN April 24, 2008
Bro 1: Oh crud, I’m having a heart attack.
Bro two: hang in there buddy I’m going to call Ben Shapiro‘s wife
Bro two: hang in there buddy I’m going to call Ben Shapiro‘s wife
by GoodFlake July 28, 2021