A BIG NERD who is over sensitive, who hates cars and yaoi. You can find him walking through the school hallways talking to his rubix cube.
One day, Kevin, who hates cars with a burning passion, was riding in his horse-drawn carriage. The horses refused to listen to him, so he started crying. He then pulled out his Rubix cube and threw it at his horses. Then, he pulled out his Calculus book to make himself feel better. It didn't work. He was still crying.
by elberson September 26, 2010

A guy who likes macs and hates pc. he has a really long and hard dick. he is the best with mac .all the sexy girls want him. and he will pwn at call of duty
kevin is awsome
by wallastick March 18, 2011

A Kevin is an extremely sexy, talented, piece of meat. Kevin's always knows how to put a smile on your face and is always there for you when you need them. Everyone love's Kevin's because not only are they intelligent kind and sexy. But they are also talented. Kevin's are beast at any sport. Especially football. Its hard not to fall in love with a Kevin.
by Lisabethe June 17, 2010

Kevin is a big friendly purple cube who sadly passed away in leaky lake, RiP Kevin The Cube. Kevin may be friendly but if you got him mad prepare to get shocked.
by Ur mum gie December 3, 2018

by J138;0/0 May 9, 2017

A kid that passes gas during lectures and sex. Hits on several girls and is obsessed with his bike, will kill for his bike.
by Marcos Mayes July 16, 2016
