solid snake

to sneak in a girls house with a erection in a skin tight suit unnoticed and bang here.

dude i was so like solid snake last night to have sex with my girl.

by okemonmaster4life March 27, 2015

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Dead snakes

Used to describe a generally undesirable and/or unfortunate scenario or event.

Person 1: Dude, I just found that I have leukemia!
Person 2: Wow that's pretty dead snakes for you

by megawalrus November 7, 2012

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snake gang

snake gang = a bunch of cunts coming from Brittnau (Canton of Aargau, Switzerland) calling themselves the "snake gang" cus they once walked in a curvy, snake-like line when they were high af.

ZzzzZz! snake gang!

by Don Navarino November 8, 2018

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Snake in the Barbie

1. A problem waiting to happen.
2. A sudden and threatening development.
3. The BBQ food was not good or what was expected.
(Barbie refers to BBQ)

That’s a snake in a/the barbie!
I fkn knew there was a snake in the barbie
You're a bloody snake in the barbie

by bbbounce January 20, 2022

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jimmy-snake

verb- To carry or move an object in a snake like motion while working in tight spaces.

The elf jimmy-snaked the block to escape the hallway and avoid the ghost. Originated while playing Gauntlet on a NES circa 1988.

by Grashopper-tiger March 23, 2019

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Torpedo Snake

Torpedo snake; When u gotta go to the bathroom really bad.
Instead of saying "Excuse me sir, may I use toilet?"
You would say "Move bitch, I got a fucking torpedo snake!!"

(Family gathered for dinner sitting around a table)
Jim:"Mum, may I use bathroom please?"
Mum:"For fucks sake, Jim. This will be your second time!"
Jim:"Excuse me for having a torpedo snake!"
Mum:"Well atleast if you unload some shit you can finally fit through to kitchen door without being mashed. U fucking fat piece of shit."
Jim:" Damn mum, Maybe you have a torpedo snake too?"

by MrWatermelon July 12, 2016

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