Licking Smurf

The act of performing cunnilingus or fellatio on a frozen corpse to soothe ones burnt tongue.

"I was visiting my friend in Alaska and burned the hell outta my mouth on a cup of hot cocoa so bad I was licking smurf for like a week. I can't say much for the taste... but I never DID like chocolate."

by Realists June 2, 2022

Pumpkin Smurfing

When a male prostitute disguises himself as a female adolescent to attract pedophiles and eventually have sex with them. Once in the act, the prostitute reveals his wang, and ass blasts the innocent pedophile giving him AIDS. Also there is a pumpkin.

Bro, that chick last night was a dude! My ass is so sore, he was definitely pumpkin smurfing.

by BizzyBalls June 5, 2022

Smurfed

When you complete an assignment in school and you think you completely outsmarted everyone and got 100 with ease.

“Tyler said he smurfed the AP Chem test”
“Mr. Schlooth said the he made the test hard so I don’t think Tyler is going to Smurf it.”

by Fluverrr December 15, 2021

smurf

going against easier opponents, you are also a bubblegum icecream for life and permenant bitch.

Tomas will uninstall the game if he sees the specific colour of blue smurfing.

by anonymous December 19, 2021

Will smurf

Will smurf is a smurf that look like Will Smith, it has the same facial features but has a body and a skin color like a smurf.

Tommy, what the hell is will smurf?

by Treydeez22r35 January 27, 2022

Smurf

the race Ryuu belongs to

Ryuu is the smurf village chief

by anonymous February 6, 2022

Smurf

Seahag

Smurf is a seahag

by dAyDaY03 April 11, 2022