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christmas orgy

Where you have an orgy on december 25th and before they start they all open gifts from under a christmas tree that turn out to be sex toys.
Are you going to that christmas orgy?
by Deep blue 2012 December 30, 2009
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christmas timber

on christmas when you are unpacking your gifts, nothing ruins it with your christmas tree falling straight down onto your temples and knocking you out cold, this is what is referred to as christmas timber.
on the news the other day, a few people suffered from christmas timber while opening their beatiful presents, and had to go to the hospital!
by reffered to as bill murray?yes November 29, 2009
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the christmas special

the act of smashing a watermelon on a vagina
by avatarthelastairbender December 19, 2010
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Christmas Tree

A person of either gender who is extremely pleasant to look at, but has no real intrigue or redeeming quality past their looks.
Bieber's abs are great when photo-shoped, but Marky Mark will always be my favorite Calvin Klein Christmas Tree.
by brizzlesticks January 10, 2015
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Christmas Song

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Remove the spaces for video! ;)
This is a good Christmas Song you should watch it! ;)
by Idiot801 December 12, 2016
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Penis Christmas

Another name for a Bachelorette Party, otherwise known as a celebration of dick with few to no men actually involved.
Jane is getting married in 2 weeks! We need to throw her a Penis Christmas!
by stefapie August 2, 2013
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Christmas Fl

A small town that has nothing but some rednecks, drunks and cows.
by Codydoll March 5, 2011
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