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Ride his board

To ride a huge massive pee pee
I’m tempted to ask Ethan if I can ride his board
by Jerry fogglersnatch Nesbitt March 18, 2025
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board my platform

A nicer, sarcastic way of telling someone " please be kind enough to understand things from my point of view"
Mom: Devon, when I was your age, and hung out, I didn't smoke weed, I listened to The Beatles

Devon: well, board my platform, maybe you will understand modern idiotagers better
by Sexydimma September 12, 2016
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piss boarding

They used the piss boarding technique to interrogate the suspect.
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National Key Board Day

This day is on april 17th, Its the day where you are allowed to shove a keyboard up your ass or vagina
“Yo tyler, Its National Key Board Day, Imma shove my keyboard up my ass tonight”
by Poopslaafjeroen123 April 17, 2020
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Wall Boarding

The act of using the wall mounted head board in a cheap motel as a backstop for various sexual acts in an aggressive manner, creating a disturbance to the guests in the adjacent room.
Bill had Trish pinned up against the wall mounted headboard as he railed her hard in the no tell motel. Security was called by the adjacent occupants who couldn’t sleep because of the wall boarding.
by VY! January 19, 2024
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dart board

when you’re in bed with a woman and she starts spinning on your penis, indicating you hit the target so this is often referred to as the dart board
dude she pulled the old dart board on me last night
by mcfister55 November 19, 2019
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