texas leafblower

after taking a hit of weed, you blow it in the girls vagina, then suck it out

give her a texas leafblower

by crazy mexican May 19, 2008

Texas Rose

Sticking your ass in someones face and letting out a racid fart.

"One of my asshat friends slept over one night so I popped a squat over his face and woke his ass up with a Texas Rose he'll never forget"

by Natish November 04, 2006

texas hotstick

this is when you are fucking your bitch in the ass and then you spit some chew on you dick and continue the madness!

hey sally how would you like to try the texas hotstick tonight?

by greg March 26, 2004

Texas Blowjob

When you put hot sauce on your dick and have a girl lick it

Sandy gave billy bob a Texas blowjob for being a good boy

by Jokey4 April 13, 2017

Texas Fizzer

The act of sprinkling sherbet on a ladies anus, then licking it off while wearing a cowboy hat, not to be confused with the Mississippi fizzer

Man 1: Claire was a freak last night! She let me "Texas fizzer" her
Man 2: awwww man that's nasty

by Big dick bart May 22, 2014

Texas Rose

Anal Prolapse far beyond the point of a pink sock.

Search for 'Mila Shegol Anal Prolapse'.
The original Texas Rose.

by The Great Malazo July 22, 2011

texas ladder

One person gets on a ladder (5 feet tall) with a hard cock. The other person lays on the ground spreading his lubed up anus. The dude on the ladder then jumps and penetrates the other persons sopping wet gaping bung hole.

Dude my anus still hurts from when your brother did the texas ladder on me

by Texas ladder July 21, 2015