Taney Share definition Flag A dimwit, idiot, fat, bead-eyed, bird nosed, double chin, creepy, hairy nose/ear, whispy eyelashes, man over fifty You're such a Taney, ya fecies. Taney by FeciesNimrod November 4, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Taney mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch