sac of tadpoles

Very full scrotum

My girlfriend need to give it up soon, I have a sac of tadpoles that need to swim!

by elbow noodle April 30, 2014

corral the tadpoles

The act of a man masturbating; fencing in the scum guppies.

Why don't you go home and corral the tadpoles cowboy, because you're not going to buy me that drink.

by Petrabid August 15, 2016

Time is a taddle-tale

Phrase:

Given enough time, the answer(s) will arise.

Time always tells.

Everything happens for a reason.

The universe tends to unfold as it should.

Do you think I'll be able to do that one day Dad? I'm certain that if you keep trying you will. Time is a taddle-tale son, it'll tell us when it chooses.

by Blantern August 1, 2018

Lube the tadpole

To generously rub Vaseline on hand and put socks on them so you can grasp the wad all night long while you sleep.

Johnny said “ Hey you guys. Will you hold it down while I try to lube the tadpole over here?”

by Name here please March 19, 2021

Os Dragutina Tadijanovica

Elementary school in Zagreb. If you were there it pretty much felt like in hell.

Oh, poor kids, they go to Os Dragutina Tadijanovica!

by lil'nerd March 21, 2021