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Stroke-dick easy

when something is so easy you can (theoretically) stroke-off while completing the task.
Wife: how was your first day?

Me: the first day was peace of cake, it was stroke-dick easy!
by Therealkingdavid August 27, 2023
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Hulk Stroke

"Hulk Stroke" is a sexual term referring to forceful and vigorous hand movements during manual stimulation, either on oneself or a partner. The intensity mimics the Hulk's raw, uncontrolled strength, where the stroking is so powerful that it risks causing discomfort, bruising, or injury if not tempered with care or communication. It’s often done with the idea of overwhelming stimulation but may cross into harmful territory without proper awareness of limits.
“Last night was wild— I got lost in the moment, and I unleashed my inner beast with some serious Hulk Strokes that left me breathless and bruised up"

- "Yo how are you so damaged."
- "I was hulk stroking"
by HomieIneedJesus October 2, 2024
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Strokes

A word used to often describe a state of an individual or particular thing
Xasid strokes
Slow strokes
by sas1 September 25, 2023
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steve stroke

A weak sex move performed by a guy who is not good in bed.
Janet: Me and Kyle finally hooked up last night.

Sue: How was it ?
Janet: It was horrible, all he did was steve strokes.
by Hey man it's STIMPY December 22, 2020
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Stroke

This is what happens when you have a stroke:
Person 1: Oh to get a good boi of the Wild man you have to do it when I was nine years old man white people do not want me to play chess or something you can simply do it

Person 2: this man's having a stroke! Call the doctor!!
by Porygon3000 October 9, 2020
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Mid-stroke voice

When you’re choking the chicken and your voice starts to sound different.
Ryan: Yo Nate, we need to beat this level.
Nate: YeAh.
Ryan: Nate I hear your mid-stroke voice.
by Phnx563 May 16, 2025
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I’m Having a stroke please call someone

When you’re in the process of having a stroke and you nde to lte oothrse nkowwwwwwwwwwwwwww
David-“Why golly gee wilikers, it’s snowing outside!”

Geoff-“David please help I’m having a stroke please call someone
by StarchDisks December 6, 2022
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