Secret Shuffle

Secret Shuffle - to wank in public without arousing suspicion.

Cameron enjoyed a 'Secret Shuffle' in the clubhouse, after every game of rugby.

by Banned4life75 July 29, 2018

rainbow souffle

When you have a violent fart that you would like to share but hold it in to inflate like a moist soufflé, then when the right friend comes along, you shit them an ass full of happiness

Hey Little Winnie, you so dense. come here lg I have a bomb rainbow souffle loaded in the oven. Don’t be butthurt

by Llucynda June 4, 2018

Fanny Snuffler

A fanny snuffler is a new lesbian who isn’t experienced at munching, so kinda just roots around down there with little effect, a lesbian yet to learn the trade.

Hey did you hear about ‘Suzie?” , ‘no?’ , “yeah, she’s come out as a lesbian”, ‘wow, still, she won’t be very experienced yet will she?’ , “na , ur right, she’s still a bit of a `Fanny Snuffler`”

by Hug-Hees September 8, 2018

Piketucky Shuffle

The ritualistic swapping of wives/fiancés/girlfriends/cousins/sisters for sexual conquest in a western Illinois county. Mainly due to a lack of drama or boredom within the confines of the area.

The bizarre event is usually fueled by angry texts, sexual frustration, road tripping and Natty Light.

“Did you hear? Suzy pulled a Piketucky Shuffle on Johnny with Clint down in Church Holler; now Clint’s girlfriend Amy is banging Johnny down at Big Blue to get even!!”

by Valley City Kid February 22, 2019

Seabag Shuffle

To carry ones belongings in a seabag from barracks room to barracks room in a seabag.

Hey man I made that Seabag Shuffle we had to change barracks rooms after my roommate had bedbugs.

by Jimmy403 June 5, 2019

Future Shuffle

The game where you ask anything that relates to the future than click shuffle on spotify or a music software and it plays a song.

Used mainly for fun

Amy: What are Jerry's true feelings about me
Sam: Want to future shuffle to find out

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Lisa: How will my new school go
*shuffles music* *gets a sad song*
Lisa: aww..

by Overnewton l June 15, 2019

Massachusetts Shuffle

A similar maneuver to the Jersey Slide, where a car moves from the far left lane to the exit in one swift motion, except while using a turn signal

Look at this Masshole pulling a Massachusetts Shuffle! He nearly cut me off!

by PeachOfPaper August 10, 2019