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splitting my peas

a saying used when someone is very annoyed or in other words “triggered
shaniac is really splitting my peas at this moment with his shenanigans
by fizzabelle January 3, 2018
mugGet the splitting my peasmug.

Liquor split

Liquor split

When you lick a woman’s private part..
Would you like a liquor Split
by Being Jake July 2, 2022
mugGet the Liquor splitmug.

Banana split

A sex act done in a threesome where one guy is getting a blow job (banana) and a rim job (split) at the same time.
I hooked up with twins last night. They didn't do anything with each other, but gave me a great banana split!
by Gerrold and Chauncey November 1, 2020
mugGet the Banana splitmug.

Split Basher

A derogatory trade term. Describing installer(s) of basic air conditioning split systems.

See also: “split bashing”

These types of systems are usually installed in a domestic dwelling and typically comprise one indoor and one outdoor unit, with interconnecting pipes and wiring. The term likely originated from the electrical equivalent known as “house bashing”

It insinuates that specific air conditioning engineers may lack understanding of the principles of refrigeration and other more complicated systems within the sector due to the simplicity and low risk involved with “split bashing” (installing small air conditioning systems).

An experienced “split basher” should be able to complete installation within one day and may see to conduct it with a laid back and optimistic “that’ll do” attitude, utilising only the minimum tools, equipment and effort necessary to get it to work. As a result, a true “bashed split” install may often look untidy or half finished and lack proper pipe and cable management systems.
Steve: “He’s another split basher. Doubt he knows anything about the vapour compression cycle. He probably thinks enthalpy is a feeing of compassion
by speedtoast July 7, 2020
mugGet the Split Bashermug.

obamanana split

What happens when you poor Obama sauce on your vanilla ice cream and shove it in Mitt's asshole.
Obamanana Splits is Politics.
by Tony Waynebow July 22, 2014
mugGet the obamanana splitmug.

Banana Split

A banana, splitted in two vertically, fulled with chocolate sirup and covered with icecream. It stills a myth because nobody has tasted one ever, even tho everybody wants to eat it at least one time in their lives.
-Oh, this old fashioned restaurant has banana split on its menu!
-Woa, I'm finally going to eat one!
mugGet the Banana Splitmug.

Two and a split

62.5 grams (2.21 ounces) of Cocaine Hydrochloride (i.e.. powder, soft, ya-yo, blow) or Cocaine Freebase (i.e...crack, hard, rocks).

This is one of the most common increments of Cocaine weight bought and sold by small to mid level dealers in the Midwestern United States and especially in Chicago. The reason for the amount is that it is exactly 1/16th of a full kilogram, and is easily divided for resale. Cocaine arrives in the United States in pressed rectangles of Cocaine Hydrochloride and weighs nearly exactly 1000 grams. When the Cocaine is broken down for sale, it can quickly be cut in half 4 times to make 16 Two and a splits. The next smallest amount available for sale is an ounce, but a Kilogram can produces an odd amount (35.24) of ounces. The next amount commonly sold is 125 grams or 1/8 of a kilogram (i.e....Big 8, eighth).
Drug Dealer (Retail): "I need to hit the trap and get redone"
Plug (Wholesale): "I ain't got time for no fuckin zip right now"
Drug Dealer (Retail): "Hell naw Joe......I'm fittin to get Two and a split"
Plug (Wholesale): "Aiight come on....."
by white_5_stone November 23, 2021
mugGet the Two and a splitmug.

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