Spaghetti

Spaghetting: when someone slaps someone across their face with their male genitals

"fine, Draven go Spaghetti Katherine"

by FunkinDraven March 24, 2023

Luke Spaghetti

I wanna gang bang a group of midget Indian grandmas! I like to stroke my 500 inch penis and suck my big toe!

I had a hundred pounds of luke spaghetti for shlop!

by Your right toe June 1, 2023

spaghetti

Is used to refer to someone’s sexuality, someone who will hook up with the same sex but says they are straight… they are spaghetti “straight until wet”

That girl is so spaghetti

by sophdog420 March 23, 2022

Spaghetti Onion

An unnecessarily complex analogy illustrating the intricacies of solving complex problems.

Trying to figure out Medicare is like a spaghetti onion. It’s when you’re peeling the onion to reveal the spaghetti inside, only to get through all the spaghetti and to reveal more onion.

by That girl 77 November 9, 2023

Forbidden spaghetti

When your 3d print fails but didn’t stop so when you return to it later it’s a big mess of oh so delicious forbidden spaghetti (do not eat it no matter what the voices in you head tell you)

Eden: what were you printing?
Tyler:turns out a big ol’ mess of forbidden spaghetti

Eden:did you get me a bowl?
Tyler:of fucking course I did!
*they proceeded to consume the entire pile of forbidden spaghetti and live happily ever after for about an hour before they died of internal bleeding*

by Ravviepie December 26, 2024

Spaghetti

Sloppy Italian sex

Guy 1: Hey me and my wife are going to do the spaghetti tonight
Guy 2: Cool me too

by You'reAIdiot January 20, 2020

Spaghetti Head

When you give someone a blowjob while you're eating spaghetti

"My boyfriend and i ate spaghetti last night"
"Well did you give him Spaghetti Head?"
"What's that?"
"It's when you give someone head while eating spaghetti."
"Oh then yes and he loved it"

by OL_Sloth92 March 26, 2021