Spaghetti

Yummy noodley deliciousness

Mom: I just made sum spaghetti
me: (SOUNDS OF APPROVAL)

by MoltenGarbage June 14, 2019

Spaghetti

Pronunciation:
spaghetti/spəˈɡɛti/

The feed of the Gods.

Since acient times Spaghetti has been consumed by the common people as a way to get closer to our deities .
The usage of Spaghetti has however been lost, so has the knowledge of the Gods.
Nowadays we only feed on Spaghetti to get nutriens. This is sin and you will go to hell after you die.

The italians say they invented Spaghetti, this is true. They created it for the Gods 6000 b.c.

Person 1: Oh, you are eating some Spaghetti?
Person 2: Yeah, would you care for some?
Person 1: Cursed be thyne family for thou hast sinned.
Person 2: What the fuck?

by Harikjay February 5, 2019

Stop pooping in my spaghetti

Telling someone to stop bullshitting you

-Yeah, I just got into Harvard
-Man, Stop pooping in my spaghetti

by Dapartywolf November 9, 2021

spaghetti cock

Flaccid penis that hangs like melting string cheese or overdone spaghetti

Ex: Superman has the grossest spaghetti cock I've ever seen!

by SupermanTyga April 9, 2014

spaghetti gc

a bunch of closeted inniters who can’t spell “god bless” who worship spaghetti and a fanfic

“I just joined a new gc on Twitter! It’s lots of fun”
“Oh what is it called?”
“The spaghetti gc”
“I hope you get better soon”

by justsummr April 13, 2021

Mom's Spaghetti

When you're hooking up and she's on her period and it gets all over your balls.

Jim: Did you fuck her?

Tom: Bro It was mom's spaghetti all up in there.

by DictionaryDick123 July 9, 2021

Mom's Spaghetti

Eminem's new restaurant.

There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti

by BrickSimmonsNBA November 6, 2021