han solo

Masturbation. I'm writting the following word just because "the definition must have at least 20 letters and 3 words." -said the Pink Rabbit

"-So, what're you doing tonight?
-I think i'm gonna take a bit of han solo time for myself.
-Again???!!"

by Treflonso September 2, 2007

Salmon

Female who is extremely talanted and active during sexual intercourse.

Opposite of a stalefish, and better than a flounder.

Justin: Dude, you did the horizontal hokey pokey with Jessica? That girl has to be a salmon.

Jon: My man, girl is a salmon at it's finest. Rode me like a stallion.

by TWP Fisherman March 17, 2010

Solo Rusty Ventilator

When a gentleman has the urge to have someone take a steaming dump on his chest but finds himself alone. He coils one on the shower curtain, lies down in the bath while holding the curtain at an angle (angle should be adjusted according to consistency and clingability) allowing the brown trout to slowly slide onto his chest

Olly: Jason, why the fuck is there a brown streak on the shower curtain?

Jason: It was the dog

Olly: The dog doesnt eat cashew nuts

Jason: Sorry, I had a solo rusty ventilator

Olly: Why didn't you just call me I've been touching cloth all day

by Safarijon January 20, 2009

crusty salmon

crusty salmon is when you stick your finger down the back of your butt crack after you havent bathed or showered for several days, and when you pull your finger out you find fishy smelling flaky scales on your finger

"whats cooking in the kitchen? smells like fish..."

"actually i hooked an itch in my butt crack and caught a crusty salmon"

by shampooisbetter October 31, 2009

solo harrie

solo harries are the sexiest creatures on earth! they’re powerful asf and you will fall in love with them !

damn she’s so sexy! she has my heart!
ikr, she’s such a solo harrie !

did you see them do the wap? they’re such a solo harrie

damn i wish i was a solo harrie!

by absolutelynotme November 1, 2020

Guitar solo

Wanking yourself off. A reference to "strumming the guitar" which means sex.

Person one: Hey, wanna play COD4 later?

Person two: No mate, I havent strummed the guitar in ages so I put aside some time later for a guitar solo.

Person one: Dude, ew.

by yakuzakitty April 19, 2009

Pink Salmon

The act of placing a raw salmon on a mans shaft and having sexual intercourse with a woman to achieve an intense kinky orgasm.

Greg gave me a pink salmon last night and it gave me the best orgasm.

by slurpeeman November 1, 2007