The act of tonguing a persons anus with such ferocity that the recipient finds themselves “clean” upon completion of the act; as well as the provider of such services finding themselves blue in the face from lack of consistent oxygen while attaching themselves to the surface of some lucky persons anus more efficiently then the vacuum at the car wash when it catches that Dunkin’ Donuts bag in your back seat.
Dude, I ain’t even gonna lie, that girl gave me a full blown clean Smurf, in the backseat of my Focus none the less, so yeah you should absolutely fuck her if you can make it happen
by EyeWoodSmazzSewHurd March 8, 2023
Get the Clean Smurfmug. by Skinflick October 29, 2020
Get the Smurfedmug. what the shit and smurf was that
by blitser76767676676766767676767 May 27, 2022
Get the shit and smurfmug. An engorging penis.
by Whoa Nebster November 16, 2018
Get the Poppa Smurfmug. When someone - who is of fairly high level in a video game, often an FPS - creates another account because they need to flex on people who are just starting the game. Or they want easy some exp and loot boxes.
Person A: "Wait, last time we played, Person C was bronze level?"
Person B: "Yeah. This is their smurf account. They want more loot boxes and achievement unlocks."
Person A: "Huh. What's the point in that if it's not their main account?"
Person B: "Not a clue."
Person B: "Yeah. This is their smurf account. They want more loot boxes and achievement unlocks."
Person A: "Huh. What's the point in that if it's not their main account?"
Person B: "Not a clue."
by dysflexia November 13, 2020
Get the Smurfmug. When you cut of circulation to your shaft so it turns blue but you use magic to keep the tip red like a Smurf hat
by DroneAndUAS2025 February 18, 2025
Get the Smurfingmug. by jhonny window April 24, 2019
Get the Smurfedmug.