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Guy 1: "if he was that smart he would never have been tricked"
Guy 2:" right he's not smart."
by Jaylyn- March 1, 2022
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smart laundry

smart laundry \ COMPOUND NOUN (ˈsmärt ˈlȯn-drē): laundry machines with a high degree of intelligence, leveraging IoT, machine learning, digital interfaces, and other patented tech : AWESOME. //
“I’m so glad we use SMART LAUNDRY so I don’t have to pay with quarters, use the crappy card machine, wait 3 months for a dryer to get repaired, not know when machines are available, or lose my clothes to some laundry thief.”
by smartlaundryfan June 8, 2021
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Smart Board

That thing all the schools have, which is just a projector, but it has a touchscreen and some pens, so this can be sold for 4000$!
School principal: We're getting Smart Boards installed in our classrooms!
Other guy: Smart Board? That piece of shit projector that's 4000 dollars because it has pens?
by TechNerd22 May 31, 2021
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Keep me smart

Keep giving me head 😩😩
Something weird people say to their friends on their birthday
Happy birthday Manoli ! Keep me smart 😉😉
by ManoliIsGod August 14, 2021
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REAL SMART CANT

A group of people in the esoteric network that probably SWAYS you in how you act and controls the outcomes of almost everything crucial except never nature ultimately.
You are successful in this LIFE when you finally made the REAL SMART CANT and I recommend a trip to the CANT LAS VEGAS VALLEY WHOLE and CANT MCCAU for starters butt there are other places too.
by NOTHING BUTT BPM August 20, 2021
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REAL SMART CAN'T

I admit so badly I want to teach but for some reason REAL SMART CANT does not accept REAL SMART CAN'T PEDOPHILE.
by NOTHING BUTT BPM August 20, 2021
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REAL SMART CANT AUDIOPHILE

Lover of sounds inside an exclusive group that can't ever be breached.
You may hear what you want to hear but the REAL SMART CANT AUDIOPHILE always understands what they hear and the reasoning is STRENGTH IN NUMBERS , "right ADAM".
by NOTHING BUTT BPM August 20, 2021
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