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Wake and Slake

Like “wake and bake” but substitute alcohol for weed. When you wake up and immediately start drinking to get a proper buzz on for the day.
Hair of the dog ain’t gonna cut it, imma have to wake and slake tomorrow
by Paracel Sus March 8, 2023
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Argyll Ski Slope

an argyll ski slope is a classic event from scotland when a man or women would have to slide down a slope naked with various holes in it whilst erect men are underneath poking their penis through the holes.

When colliding with the "obstacles" the "skier" is penetrated and therefore is disqualified and covered in bodily fluid, which prepares the slope for the next rider.
this event is often abbreviated by frequenters to the A.S.S
Did you hear that Dougie came last in the Argyll Ski Slope on purpose?

Isn't that the 3rd year in row?
by kevin champion November 22, 2024
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Slippery Dippery Slope

The slippery slope fallacy but escalated. One shall fall down the path quickly and unequivocally. Their mind subdued by the sheer heaviness of the thought never to return to a normal state of consciousness.
Careful that's a slippery dippery slope you might fall. Don't let "them" dip into your mind.
by Sluerpentwerp April 3, 2025
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The translation of a Swedish proverb to mean not to dwell on things that cannot be
Jack: So I've been putting a lot of thought into it and I think Jessica and I would make a great couple!

George: Come on Jack, remember what dad always told us: "A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope." You know you have no chance with Jessica, stop obsessing over it.
by Zoom_Zolomon March 28, 2020
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