Shrek is everything but nothing at the same time. Shrek is the whole world's hope for a better life than the actual. Shrek is my life's reason.
200 IQ Guy: I'm gonna watch Shrek tonight.
Dumbass: What the heck is Shrek?
200 IQ Guy: Kills the Dumbass
Dumbass: What the heck is Shrek?
200 IQ Guy: Kills the Dumbass
by onepunchdead April 28, 2020

Shrek is a green ogre who lives in the swamps near the willow trees. He has a mighty roar and roars it when he is making love or in pain or when someone is in his swamp! He loves making love to children who are younger than him... and also loves making ear wax candles with the ear wax from his ears! Another thing he also likes to do is eat yummy eye balls!!
“Hey mate do u love shrek?”
“Nah that’s babyish, he is a fat faggot green bitch who can’t fight his own fights.”
“What did u just say about my shrek! Shrek is love shrek is life!”
“Nah that’s babyish, he is a fat faggot green bitch who can’t fight his own fights.”
“What did u just say about my shrek! Shrek is love shrek is life!”
by pickle stick September 8, 2018

A phrase that implies you're going to crash a wedding. Is a reference to the first Shrek film where Shrek dramatically ruins Lord Farquaad and Fiona's wedding.
"Buckle up, Millie! We're doing a Shrek!" - Blitz from Helluva Boss (EXES AND OOHS // S2: Episode 3)
by RudyisMoody February 2, 2024

by secret potato hater August 7, 2019

