ground shark

When a female partner initiates this behavior, her male companion, donned in rollerskates, places his palms together on top of his head mimicking a shark's fin. He rapidly skates toward her, penetrating her in the rear.

If that girl bends over one more time, I'm gonna ground shark that booty so hard she'll cough up her breakfast.

by liebensaft April 2, 2009

hark the shark

a girl who always has a lad on the go

sazmac: "amie your such a hark the shark"

by Sazmac February 22, 2007

Land Shark

To drive a car through a large puddle of standing water at high speed, causing the water to splash up and hit nearby pedestrians.

The wave looks something like a shark fin if seen from across the street.

That was a brutal Land Shark Steve scored on those freshman walking to class with his Impala!

by iocat January 24, 2011

lot shark

A ballsack of a person who will doggedly follow a shopper from the door of a store to their vehicle where they will wait with vulpine intensity to spastically claim the newly empty parking slot. These people will constantly prowl the lot looking for "THE MAGIC SPOT".

Todd: That lot shark was stalking me and almost hit me when I pulled out!

Dan: What a BALLSACK! Stupid lot sharks!

by hazmedic October 25, 2005

Carpet Shark

A lesbian who likes to go down on girls who are on their period. When they come up for air, they have blood on their face.

That girl is a real carpet shark. Don't let her find out your girlfriend is on the rag.

by jbszee December 19, 2008

Hawaii shark

A shark from Spain, but the S is silent.

Bruh is that a Hawaii shark?
I will murder all Hawaii sharks!
Hawaii sharks killed my mom.
I live inside a Hawaii shark.
Mommy, I would like to consume a Hawaii shark!
I DEMAND A HAWAII SHARK TO BE THROWN INTO A WASHINGMACHINE AT ONCE!
Hawaii sharks are better than British people.
Bruh that Hawaii shark is looking pretty sussy 🤨!!?!?!?!

by Imepiesaw February 7, 2022

Muffin Shark

The lesbian equivalent of a chicken hawk (an older gay man who seeks out much younger gay men/twinks).

Ashley and Donna got totally stalked by some Jurassic Muffin Sharks at the Indigo Girls concert.

by Dandy Don May 9, 2013