hark the shark

a girl who always has a lad on the go

sazmac: "amie your such a hark the shark"

by Sazmac February 22, 2007

ground shark

When a female partner initiates this behavior, her male companion, donned in rollerskates, places his palms together on top of his head mimicking a shark's fin. He rapidly skates toward her, penetrating her in the rear.

If that girl bends over one more time, I'm gonna ground shark that booty so hard she'll cough up her breakfast.

by liebensaft April 2, 2009

Land Shark

To drive a car through a large puddle of standing water at high speed, causing the water to splash up and hit nearby pedestrians.

The wave looks something like a shark fin if seen from across the street.

That was a brutal Land Shark Steve scored on those freshman walking to class with his Impala!

by iocat January 24, 2011

lot shark

A ballsack of a person who will doggedly follow a shopper from the door of a store to their vehicle where they will wait with vulpine intensity to spastically claim the newly empty parking slot. These people will constantly prowl the lot looking for "THE MAGIC SPOT".

Todd: That lot shark was stalking me and almost hit me when I pulled out!

Dan: What a BALLSACK! Stupid lot sharks!

by hazmedic October 25, 2005

Carpet Shark

A lesbian who likes to go down on girls who are on their period. When they come up for air, they have blood on their face.

That girl is a real carpet shark. Don't let her find out your girlfriend is on the rag.

by jbszee December 19, 2008

Booze Shark

Guys or girls that start hanging out with you at the bar if you're enjoying bottle service, hoping you'll share.

With the resurgence of bottle service comes the birth of the booze shark. These are the guys and girls that suddenly try to become your best friends when they see you at your private VIP section enjoying bottles of Grey Goose, pouring drinks for your group. They usually show up with at least one beverage in hand, and may purchase another and come right back, but their ultimate goal is to delve into your booze and let the drinking frenzy begin.

by Sis of The Don January 24, 2010

Gravel Shark

Medium to large piece(s) of sharp rock protruding through the surface of a gravel road. When viewed, look somewhat similar to seeing a shark's fin moving through the surface of water.

I hit a Gravel shark while driving and had to go and get my flat tire fixed at the tire shop.

by redsky_304 June 7, 2009