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September 19

The day when the hottest girls are born on. You are lucky if you have this birthday because you know you got the cake 🎂.
I saw on my friends insta story they posted for there friends birthday. I was not surprised when I saw the date was September 19 because she was hella thicc and hot.
by Lymxkufk October 28, 2019
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September 8

Only the most crazy and sexy people are born on this day. If you are a woman born on this day you won't be able to get guys off of you and if you are male you then you will be friends with more girls then guys.
Friend 1: How are you always in a relationship?
Friend 2: Duh I was born on September 8th
by Mr.n0b0dy October 16, 2019
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September 8

Only the sexiest bastards are born on 8th September. Sit back and relax as the partners roll in. Those born on September 8th are passionate lovers, great friends (best hugs!), and very creative. Though they may feel inadequate sometimes, they're always worth keeping around.
"I went on a date with this guy the other day, he was so lovely and he told me he was a Virgo. Definitely born September 8th."
by lewdonym October 17, 2019
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September 11

National bring your plane to work day!
Person 1 : I heard in 2001 on September 11 someone brought four jumbo jets to their office! What an awesome guy.

Person 2: It was four guys who brought four. But I think you don’t know enough about America’s history.
by JohnnyBurger May 30, 2022
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Eternal September

(n, abstract). Back in the day, internet use was restricted largely to scientists, college students, and professors. Therefore, these people were the only people operating the Usenet (Forum - mods = Usenet). Every September, the Usenet would see a large influx of new college freshmen who were not familiar with the established standard of Usenet use. They would temporarily ruin the experience for about a month.
Then came the September of 1994.

That year, thanks to AOL opening up the Internet and Usenet to the masses, the influx of noobs did not end. Soon, the new users vastly outnumbered their predecessors, and nonsense and flame wars became the norm. This phenomenon is referred to as "Eternal September", as the uptick of new users has not ended, nor will it end in the foreseeable future.
Before Eternal September, the Internet was for news and discussions and long range communication.

Now. it's just for porn, flaming, and substanceless junk. Like most of YouTube and Lolcats.
by acphlem July 2, 2009
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14 September

The most funniest and pengest people are born on this day. They are better than the other dates
Osama Bin Laden - Oh look the bomb was born on the 14 September so it's better than us
by Mr Jarjis November 28, 2020
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September 1

People born on this day are extremely talented, passionate but the biggest crackheads you'll ever meet. They'll fite for you but don't mess with them bc they are most likely to know karate and whoop yo ass.
P1: Dudee they're good ate everything
P2: they must be born on September 1st
by HEBXKNSKD October 18, 2019
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