A groupchat that is either very active or inactive on a complete random basis. You have no clue if the groupchat has a lot or few messages until you open the app/groupchat.
"This groupchat is so inconsistent. One time it has hundreds of messages and another time it's completely dead."
"Yeah, it's basically Schrödinger's groupchat."
"Yeah, it's basically Schrödinger's groupchat."
by DutchPolarBear December 26, 2025
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Schrödinger’s Sharpie is a magical marking pen that can declassify 1,000 pages of a government file by redaction while simultaneously reclassifying and redirecting the course of a hurricane by altering its vector.
I see The Donald is using Schrödinger’s Sharpie from the redacted Epstein files to erase all his autopen signature pardons and then signing them "old school".
by Willy Won't go Home January 11, 2026
Get the Schrödinger’s Sharpie mug.Schrödinger’s Antifa: a non-organization of primarily centrist, concerned citizens protesting, mostly peacefully, in their attempt to preserve democracy for themselves and their children against existing fascist leaning elements in their own government that is simultaneously a violent and ruthless, highly organized, clandestine society of communists, anarchists, socialists and other radical, criminal thugs burning cities to the ground because they hate their country and want it destroyed to allow for the New World Order
by Willy Won't go Home January 13, 2026
Get the Schrödinger’s Antifa mug.The concept of being too based for a liberal and being unable to date them and at the same time being too degenerate for a trad wife and being unable to date them as well.
It suck man because I can’t find anyone to date because I’m either too much of a degenerate or too based. This is a prime example of Schrödingers Chud.
by Jsigma10 January 19, 2026
Get the Schrödingers Chud mug.Much like Schrödinger's Turk, Schrödinger's Wealth is a term used exclusively for the Twitch streamer Hasan Piker. The term is used when a person flip flops from being rich to poor or (brokie in Hasan words) to blend in with or avoid being called out by other people
Hasan: "I grew up in poverty"
People with a brain: "Didn't this MF say he was rich yesterday? Oh his hole family had wealth? Must be Schrödinger's Wealth kicking in"
People with a brain: "Didn't this MF say he was rich yesterday? Oh his hole family had wealth? Must be Schrödinger's Wealth kicking in"
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Ebid is using up all his missed games allowed before being disqualified from end-of-season award contention. Ya, he's really barber schoolin' it.
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