Satan's Blessing

A ritualistic sexual act that must be performed on the altar of a newly built church, in order to enhance the abilities of young maidens who choose the path of Thothood. The ritual involves the maiden getting spanked on the forehead, followed by the bellybutton D poke... For the ritual to be complete, violent cumshots need to go in both of the maiden's ears (The right ear first), cumshots that will sacrifie her sense of hearing permanently so that her full potential can be unleashed without ever having to hear what others think about it...

The ancient Thottery Thotem sais that in order to have a chance to become one of the legendary Thots, you have to perfectly syncronise the final act of Satan's Blessing with the 6th sound the church's bell makes, when announcing the 6th hour of the 6th day of the 6th month...

by Sinereo September 14, 2021

Satans arsehole

the bitter end of a banana

why are you pulling that face did you just eat satans arsehole?

by the other other other guy May 31, 2022

Satan

A devil who worked with God to make the universe, and God especially likes to call his son, Lucifer, LuCy

God: “Hey Satan can I see your son”
Satan: “Sure” *hands over his son*
God: “Hey there, LuCy”
Lucifer: *gies Satan a look that obviously says: “What is this all about”*

by Idkwhatsgoingon April 19, 2020

Satan

A misspelling of the wheat protein: Seitan.

Satan's gonna getcha! A mean thing to say to those allergic to gluten.

by Goatacolypse September 28, 2024

Satan's Cumbucket

When someone drunkenly vomits into a toilet and then proceeds to take two consecutive shits into it, thereby clogging it as they have no idea what the hell they are doing. The toilet is then left to sit in order to marinade for 2-3 days.

Colin: "Yo, who the fuck left satan's cumbucket in the bathroom? How in the hell are we gonna fix that?"

Jordan: "No idea man, that shit stinks! I don't even think Jesus himself could fix it... or that smell!!"

by XxHanSoloxX September 19, 2016

Satanic death ritual

The death of roblox gamer girls to get them to leave

Omigosh look at me im smol beans owo
Me: say goodbye this is the start of a satanic death ritual

by aetherhater December 5, 2020

Satan

Satan is a friend for all

Man I wish I has Satan as a friend.

by Poopedonman November 15, 2018