Samichezz

A Samichezz is a person who can make the absolute worst day in the world seem like the best day ever.
A Samichezz has a mystical power to just by the way it looks at you to make you feel sexually "activated"
Samichezz is a french word- meaning- "OMG did you see the HOT SAMICHEZZ?!?!" Note - This could also mean a steaming hot and sexy ham and swiss sandwhich.
ASamichezz is the most kinkiest kisser you'll ever encounter.
So please beware if you come across a Samichezz.. DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT!
If you do, you will not help but to fall in love instantly.

My GF's name is Samichezz, how'd she do it?

by Zephyr12 February 23, 2009

Sanchezed

Being fired for being a complete idiot in public.

Hey, did you hear Rick Sanchez got fired from CNN?

Yeah, he totally got Sanchezed.

by SanchezedByCNN October 2, 2010

Sanchez

Someone with a small dong, expecaly if their name starts with A

Yooooooo E is a sanchez

by Countersage May 19, 2018

El Sanchez

After doing a chick in the ass, you pull out blow your load on her back then write your name in poo smear on her back.

Ya man, I totally turned that chick over and El Sanchezed her!

by Indabuttnobaby August 1, 2011

Vix Sanchez

when you put some vix on your finger and rub it across your upper lip.

Person A: I can't sleep, my nose is so congested.
Person B: Grab some vix, it should help.
Person A: i didn't even think of that, i'm going to give myself a vix sanchez and try catch a few more Z's.

by HelzAngel September 10, 2011

Satchel Bat

One whom sucks balls. A person that inserts a man's bag into his mouth and proceeds to suck on the testicles. Similar to a fruit bat. Typically a gay male, that preys on a man's genetals.

Wes Hevener is sucks a Satchel Bat! Why does he have to be suck a dickhead all the time?

by S4S April 9, 2010

Dirty Sanchez

Where feces is purposely smeared onto a persons upper lip, to resemble a thick mustache. Similar to mustaches worn by some Mexican men, hence the name Sanchez.

This has nothing to do with sex. Sex-advice columnist Dan Savage says the act is completely fictional as a sex act. Brian Bouldrey in Dirty Words: A Literary Encyclopedia of Sex says the act is an urban legend as it pertains to sex.

Rob thought it would be funny to give Lynn a Dirty Sanchez.

by nightshift001 August 13, 2014