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Cactus Sack

The prickly feeling you get after the hair has grown in on your scrotum after having shaved recently as the skin tightens up, especially when cold.
"Dude, after getting out of the pool, I ended up with the worst case of cactus sack. I couldn't sit down!"
by Lingly September 8, 2014
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Sack proximity

A situation in which your ballsack is welded together with your penis. Usually occurs after sitting down in a pair of jeans.
Man a: Hey, what the hell is that shit down there?

Man b: Oh, it's nothing, just experiencing some ol' sack proximity.
by Sackary June 8, 2010
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Beep sack

a funny term for a ball sack. It's generally a more light-hearted and cute way to refer to a man's balls.
"Ouch wtf?! you totally just hit my beep sack"

"sorry, man"
by Taijapedd April 27, 2022
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Scrotom Sack

one who's face/head resembles a male scrotom
"man that kids face is so pale, if you threw water on his face he'd look like a scrotom sack
by crazyraaaaab March 14, 2011
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Fever Sack

When a male is sick with a fever, his balls will become saggier & heavier.
Did you see how low Jimmy's balls were in the shower at the gym?

That's just Fever Sack. Jimmy has a shitty immune system and probably has the flu again.
by Greenguy May 19, 2022
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Bung Sack

A large sack of feces created when someone's anus is sutured. Slowly grows each time someone defecates, until it pops, instantly killing everybody in a 20 mile radius due to the sheer stench of the moldy, sour, rancid shit.
a bung sack is a large sack of feces created when someone's anus is sutured. Slowly grows each time someone defecates, until it pops, instantly killing everybody in a 20 mile radius due to the sheer stench of the moldy, sour, rancid shit. " Jamie popped his bung sack over my head, and now my body is caked with sour, dirty, shit. "
by bungdukMOOSE September 1, 2022
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Sack of Santas

Collective term for a group of Santa Clauses, usually moving in a pack
"During today's Santa Run, be on the lookout for a Sack of Santas roaming the city."
by Reindeer Hunter February 6, 2013
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