by A.Dangles February 26, 2009
Get the Pussy surprise mug.when your lover pretends to be asleep, then waits fo ryou to fall asleep, and shoves a possum up your butt.
by duke dynomite January 14, 2009
Get the Possum surprise mug.When you are having sex with a girl and pretend you are going to ejaculate on her face. You tell her to close her eyes and open her mouth. You then proceed to bring your ass up around her face and spray shit in and around her mouth.
Dude, last night I ate $40 worth of taco bell and gave this chick the stinky surprise. She started choking and had to go to the hospital!
by DMcgee March 30, 2009
Get the Stinky Surprise mug.Sticking you thumb in your partners butt then putting your thumb in your mouth with the "Fudge" on your thumb
by lDjlSparks April 13, 2005
Get the fudge surprise mug.When you are banging a chick, usually missionary, and ask for doggy. You suddenly put it in the girls butt as a surprise attack. You can either continue with the cowboy and make her TAP OUT or just make her TAP OUT
The definition should be suffice...try it fellas the ass is a tasty treat. Force the surprise attack...it's fun
by bjdr2001 September 7, 2006
Get the surprise attack mug.When you poop in the toilet and leave it for someone else to find but someone else comes behind you and poops on top it for the third person to find.
On a girls trip, we left our friends a talkeetna surprise. They had to grab a plunger by the third trip to the bathroom in order to clear the poop left from the first two.
by TalkeetnaScat April 23, 2018
Get the talkeetna surprise mug.When someone scrunches his or her penis inside itself to the point of being enveloped by the scrotum. Then proceeds to let go of said package causing the turtle to slowly come out of its shell.
by DeathItsAComin' January 14, 2014
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