Sports PTSD

When you have PTSD from a sporting event, play or team. It elicits the same anxiety, shortness of breath, nightmares, guilt, shame, and aggressive behaviour as traditional PTSD, and has the same traumatizing effect.

Dana: Hey Gurl, what are we going to get for our Super Bowl party, wings and pizza again?

Angie: Hey Gurl, I dont think we will make it this year, Brett's Sports PTSD is acting up again, he saw a highlight of the Hawks Patriots Super Bowl again. He hasnt left his room in 4 days.

Dana: Gurl, I hear you. Paul gets the same way when seeing the Joe Carter homerun. Let's just get sushi and update our Bumble accounts.

by Mike109999 September 6, 2022

True Sport

this is a new sport when someone challenges you foolishly thinking they better than you. then you get a job at their job but a better job, you move next door to them and where ever else they move to, you get your wife better stuff than he get his wife, you have better looking children, you have a better looking wife, you get your children better stuff than their children, and his wife and children always jealous and he won't ever admit this to his wife or that you are better, he keeps trying to compete all their life. your wives end up being best friends, and children too but you don't ever let your children date them. you keep this up forever just because he made that notion in any field he's better than you. and you don't ever lose, you don't ever stop working harder to be way better more and more. why is this a guy sport because husband take care of their wives and children. thats why. and you do everything he do better, be better at work, be better at his video games, be better at rapping and dancing, whatever he do and make sure you do stuff he can't ever do. invite them over to dinner and, breakfast and lunch at different variables to show you a way better cook, and get better take out food too. every part of your life, better car. more cars. better video game console and video games too. more stuff on those video games. the works. the whole nine yards, the whole shabang. all that and a bag of chips.

poor sportsmanship called for this game called True Sport.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 1, 2022

Fox Sports Cams

Cameras used by Fox Sports-- mostly used in NASCAR-- that fuck up you watching the race.

Damn Fox Sports Cams, fucked up the view of the race.

by watami May 9, 2022

finger sports

Games which formally meet criteria for competitive match / tournament play, in which the finger(s) predominates during play and are solely responsible for completing the games challenges and /or obstacles. The winner is generally identified by having the highest score.

Hey, Jill, wanna go to the movies tonite?

Nah- I’ll b home playing finger sports on my phone.

by Evenstar570 November 10, 2022

mind sport

a sport that involves more thinking than physical action

speed cubing is a mind sport

by AdamTiro September 16, 2022

Sport

A sport is someone who goes around smelling kids bicycle seats

Look at that sport over there sniffing that huffy.

by SkipsMomSheryl September 28, 2022

yay sports

Multiple meanings -

1. A way for a non sports fan to show support, indicating a let's do this attitude.

2. A way to tell friends something good happened in a sporting event

*Phillies win the NLCS* "yay sports!"

by Cmoro October 15, 2022