definate spam

Tahleah

I keep getting calls from definate spam ,
I keep getting calls from tahleah

by 69kinkz January 4, 2023

Spam

Spam is ham,
Ham in a can.
Ham in a spam,
spam in a ham.

person 1: yoo i am hungry

person 2: CONSUME THY SPAM
person 1: okay

by barry.b.benson January 12, 2023

Bottom Spam

When someone of a particularly submissive or 'bottom' nature becomes flustered over text message and spams their keyboard.

Person 1: (Complements person 2)
Person 2: skghalkfhajkfhkadlgj (This is an example of 'Bottom Spam')

by Jester1NZ January 12, 2023

spam or sperm

Describes da useless content of most of da junk e-mail messages dat land in yer inbox --- i.e., they're either worthless meaningless crap, or sexually-explicit garbage dat you have no interest in.

It was a total waste of time to even check my e-mail inbox today... everything there was either spam or sperm!

by QuacksO October 31, 2018

Fam-spam

Fam-spam is any unrequested info about anything you're selling, sent to family members, especially to multiple members of the family at once.

I totally just posted some fam-spam on my family's 'What's App' thread about an eBay item in selling! Bahaha!

by Rock22 February 26, 2019

Spam Slamm

The act of masturbating to a calendar of beefy, muscular men.

Credit goes to Booking the Territory.

My dad caught me doing the ol’ Spam Slamm while looking at Michael Hayes on the 1988 Wrestling Calendar. Fortunately, I told him I was just really excited about Leap Year.

by The Ether Bunny March 8, 2019

Spam Purse

A warm and moist receptacle for a Spam Javelin

Oi darling, do ya think you’re spam purse can handle this ?

by S_perma January 12, 2019