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Seahag
Smurf is a seahag
by dAyDaY03 April 11, 2022
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Dutch Smurf

The act involving drinking copious ammounts of Blue Gatorade, and immediately afterwards licking someone's anus eventually staining it blue.
" That girl last night was propper kinky. Gave me a good old Dutch Smurf!
by Sharkmeister9000 November 11, 2020
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Smurf

When someone - who is of fairly high level in a video game, often an FPS - creates another account because they need to flex on people who are just starting the game. Or they want easy some exp and loot boxes.
Person A: "Wait, last time we played, Person C was bronze level?"
Person B: "Yeah. This is their smurf account. They want more loot boxes and achievement unlocks."
Person A: "Huh. What's the point in that if it's not their main account?"
Person B: "Not a clue."
by dysflexia November 13, 2020
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Smurfed

Dave: I just smashed that gangbangers girlfriend last week!!
Ty: If he finds out you are smurfed
by Spicydougnut November 24, 2020
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Smurfed

Blueballing someone so bad they resemble Papa Smurf.
“She’s been Smurfing Levi for 4 months now”

“You really gonna Smurf me like that?”

“Damn, I feel so Smurfed right now
by Cazz February 10, 2021
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When your pp is too small and she laughs and you become sad(blue).
James: Hey Honey!
*takes down pants*
Honey: How is it so little??
James: I'm sad :(
Honey: Don't be smurf
by englishman69 February 11, 2021
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Smurf

by Fleahotbag March 14, 2021
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