smurf

Something so small that it has to be referred to by using lame 80's cartoon show charaters.

There's a smurf in my...er...your pants.

by Obi July 13, 2003

Smurfing

The act of choking a female with a erect male member until her face turns blue.

Tristan; Dude, i totally was smurfing a bitch last night!

Max; Really?

Tristan; Yeah, she called me Papa.

by Scrobichrist March 21, 2016

Smurf blower

a person who blows smurfs or someone i do not like
someone who likes big blue smurf cock

You Smurf blower

by anananon February 18, 2015

Smurf

Someone who plays Counter Strike Global Offensive and is a really high rank but buys a account with a lower rank do destroy kids :)

Dude that kid one taped me hes such a SMURF

by Derpy Tinklepants October 7, 2016

Smurfed AF

The act of being skeed and drunk at the same time. Typically occurs during techer weekend.

Brother, I was so Smurfed AF last night I cockblocked myself!

by Papasmurf7 March 3, 2019

smurf

weird ass dude whos invisible and no one would even notice if they died the next day .;PLUS his jawline is non existent . and has so many pimples if y0u went to kiss him you would eat some of his pus. Also he lo0oks like shaggy from scooby doo with his non existent ass beard. ABSOLOUTELY HIDEOUS. But I must admit he has a nice ass but it kinda looks like he is wearing pampers

He looks like a wet dog!
Yeah such a smurf"

by preena patel November 30, 2021

smurfing

engaging in sexual activities or flirting with people younger than you.

what did you do this weekend?
i went smurfing with tp villain at that place where the 19 year olds drink with tpvillain

by tpvillain February 17, 2025