Anybody who's driving in front of you while going well below the speed limit and traveling the same exact path you are causing you to be really late to your destination.
Woo: Hey dude, I'm gonna be late.
Mush: Why, what's up? Something wrong with your car bro?
Woo: Nah, there's a friggin' "Slow Charles" in front of me. He legit can't be going more then like 8-10mph. It could take me like 20 minutes to get there.
Mush: Damn, it usually only takes you 'bout 10 minutes.
Woo: AHHH!!! I know... this is totally ridiculous bro!!!
Mush: Why, what's up? Something wrong with your car bro?
Woo: Nah, there's a friggin' "Slow Charles" in front of me. He legit can't be going more then like 8-10mph. It could take me like 20 minutes to get there.
Mush: Damn, it usually only takes you 'bout 10 minutes.
Woo: AHHH!!! I know... this is totally ridiculous bro!!!
by SpeedBall Inc. February 05, 2021
A male friend slowly and sternly pretending to jerk off a very long big cock infront of someone in a lunch room.
by Kaitiedid September 25, 2022
by roguemystical October 21, 2020
To sexually harass in a way of not being gentlemen, disrespecting manners and showing off you are a member of the elite and abusing that sort of social asymmetry when talking to girls or young women. It could resort to insisting verbally on getting nudes from girls (especially ones from the instagram followers). The idiom is reffering to Diminik Feri's affair, 2021.
Hi bro, what's up? I gave her slow feri and look, nudes delivered. You need to know how to treat them.
by Linguotheobserver June 05, 2021
Slowest man on earth he should just kill him self now cause he's parents stopped loving him causae of how slow he is
Easton's slow
by Easton's slow October 10, 2016
The slow Carlos is a state of dying slowly and painfully as the result of being shot several times in the lower gut resulting in the destruction of several vital organs.
by Justice4Allyall October 10, 2023
1. n. the name for both the substance and the moment at which you have realized that you have shit your pants, but it has yet to leak out of your anus to ruin your best underwear and your day.
Those chicken livers I had last night must have been bad because this morning when I dropped ass the ol slow grease dribbled out and ruined me favorite drawers.
by Doc Guitar November 07, 2014