When you are banging the ex of a friend, as you do, and said friend walks in on you two going at it, with the intention of making things right with their ex, and as soon as they make eye contact with you, you freeze, wide-eyed.
Friend 1: Yeah, so I hooked up with Sarah last night, and we were having a good time, but Jack suddenly walked in on us.
Friend 2: What happened?
Friend 1: I totally sloppy deered, dude.
Friend 2: What happened?
Friend 1: I totally sloppy deered, dude.
by imitt12 October 13, 2016

Guy 1:Dude I went over to Stephanie's house yesterday, she gave me a sloppy Dallas!
Guy 2: Dude that's fucking gross!!
Guy 2: Dude that's fucking gross!!
by xhefos October 15, 2020

Aaron: Hey Lexi, can you give me a Sloppy Dallas again tonight?
Lexi: No! Last time I gave you one, you smelled like dip for a week!
Lexi: No! Last time I gave you one, you smelled like dip for a week!
by BootyHoleFcuker October 15, 2020

A blowjob while she's packing a fat lip
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