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sloppy deer

When you are banging the ex of a friend, as you do, and said friend walks in on you two going at it, with the intention of making things right with their ex, and as soon as they make eye contact with you, you freeze, wide-eyed.
Friend 1: Yeah, so I hooked up with Sarah last night, and we were having a good time, but Jack suddenly walked in on us.
Friend 2: What happened?
Friend 1: I totally sloppy deered, dude.
by imitt12 October 13, 2016
mugGet the sloppy deermug.

Sloppy Dallas

The act of receiving oral sex while the person performing has a mouth full of chewable tobacco.
Guy 1:Dude I went over to Stephanie's house yesterday, she gave me a sloppy Dallas!

Guy 2: Dude that's fucking gross!!
by xhefos October 15, 2020
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Sloppy Dallas

Giving a blowjob with a mouth full of tobacco dip
Aaron: Hey Lexi, can you give me a Sloppy Dallas again tonight?
Lexi: No! Last time I gave you one, you smelled like dip for a week!
by BootyHoleFcuker October 15, 2020
mugGet the Sloppy Dallasmug.

sloppy dallas

by A retarded white man October 15, 2020
mugGet the sloppy dallasmug.

sloppy 8

sloppy: penis, vagina, ear 1, ear 2, nostrils 1, nostrils 2, mouth, handjob
by cusienfnd May 20, 2019
mugGet the sloppy 8mug.

sloppy eggplant

When a female species fucks you so hard your shit turns purple like the emoji.Hell yeah
damn girl you really know how to work a sloppy eggplant.
by Horny motherfucker October 14, 2017
mugGet the sloppy eggplantmug.

Sloppy Dallas

When someone gives you a Blowie with a mouth full of dip
“Let’s go to my room and....uh....I’ll give you a sloppy Dallas real quick
by Krang Kumminz October 15, 2020
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