sloppy deer

When you are banging the ex of a friend, as you do, and said friend walks in on you two going at it, with the intention of making things right with their ex, and as soon as they make eye contact with you, you freeze, wide-eyed.

Friend 1: Yeah, so I hooked up with Sarah last night, and we were having a good time, but Jack suddenly walked in on us.
Friend 2: What happened?
Friend 1: I totally sloppy deered, dude.

by imitt12 October 13, 2016

Sloppy Dallas

The act of receiving oral sex while the person performing has a mouth full of chewable tobacco.

Guy 1:Dude I went over to Stephanie's house yesterday, she gave me a sloppy Dallas!

Guy 2: Dude that's fucking gross!!

by xhefos October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

Giving a blowjob with a mouth full of tobacco dip

Aaron: Hey Lexi, can you give me a Sloppy Dallas again tonight?
Lexi: No! Last time I gave you one, you smelled like dip for a week!

by BootyHoleFcuker October 15, 2020

sloppy dallas

A blowjob while she's packing a fat lip

Oh brother my sister gave me a sloppy dallas last night

by A retarded white man October 15, 2020

sloppy 8

sloppy: penis, vagina, ear 1, ear 2, nostrils 1, nostrils 2, mouth, handjob

she gave sloppy 8 last night

by cusienfnd May 20, 2019

sloppy eggplant

When a female species fucks you so hard your shit turns purple like the emoji.Hell yeah

damn girl you really know how to work a sloppy eggplant.

by Horny motherfucker October 14, 2017

Sloppy Dallas

When someone gives you a Blowie with a mouth full of dip

“Let’s go to my room and....uh....I’ll give you a sloppy Dallas real quick”

by Krang Kumminz October 15, 2020