Sleep Inebriation

When you reach the part of sleep deprivation where you start to feel tipsy or even outright inebriated. Regardless of sleep deprivation's severity, you can feel either slightly tipsy or absolutely smashed, or ANYWHERE in between; however, it's generally more severe the further you slip into sleep deprivation. Sleep inebriation is usually in the form of scenes separated by unreasonable emotions such as apathy or sorrow, but can be a constant intoxicating feeling.

Guy1: BLARGH UNICORNS, MY NAME IS HITLER AND ALL OF YOU ARE MY FRANKLIN ROOSTERVELTS. I LOVE YAH MAN!
Guy2: ...how many have you had today?
Guy1: Meh. Not many.
Guy2: Buh?
Guy1: YOUR ARSES ASS AND I'M THE GRASS MAN PUNK YA HAVENTH HEATHEN!
Guy3: He's just suffering Sleep Inebriation, let him be until he passes out from being tired.

by dasscheisse July 05, 2011

sleep barber

the act of being barbered in one's sleep

Jay was sleep barbered because he is a jackwagon.

by Lizzie Deuces April 19, 2011

Sleep fapnea

A medical condition whereas a human male doesn’t get enough air during sleeping so he involuntiarily begins to jack himself into the heavens

Helen found her husband on the edge of death, penis in hand, deep in the later stages of sleep fapnea.

by Johnny Luv1 May 19, 2018

Sleep Juicer

Someone who likes to have sex in their sleep.

Jeff: dude, I heard Jessica is a sleep juicer!

Craig: dude no way, I've always wanted to fuck a sleeping chick.

Jessica: I want you to fuck me while I'm sleeping.

Tyler: ooh, a sleep juicer. My fetish!

by Samantha123lizzy September 25, 2016

Sleep Drunk

When you're so tired you start making zero sense in conversation

A:So how was the movie?

Q:"Well excuuuuuuuuse me?!?!. I got zero termOq Ll anyway, I'll ft back later info say.".
A: What are you TALKING about? Are you sleep drunk already? It's only 12:30!
Q:itS, I dOnt evEn thiNk to do tHe stuFf !!
A:........just gotobed you pieceof shof

by Itsa Me Chui January 26, 2019

Sleep Coma

When you pass out for long periods of time from massive exhaustion or sedatives, and wake up feeling awesome.

I passed out right after work, I've been in a sleep coma for almost 15 hours.

by ReignKaos August 24, 2010

sleep on life

Let life go by or pass on by

"You haven't heard this song? Everybody know this song, bro you sleep on life."

by TSHH July 07, 2015