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Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm

1. A Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm is similar to that of a conventional shitstorm when a series of unwanted and distasteful events unfolds in a very short proximity of time. The Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm, however, is when this series of typically fucked up events surpasses the point of being classified as a simple shitstorm and it becomes a giant conglomeration of near apocalyptic chaos.

2. A measurement of the force and speed at which faeces exits one's colon. The number of the category may be changed in respect to the aforementioned.
1. Teacher: Good morning class, I know that yesterday I gave you a new project on top of your history project assigned the day before in addition to the intense studying for the Pythagorean Theorem and trigonometrical exam that you have tomorrow, but now I must change the book report's due date to tomorrow as well.

Student: Board up the windows, this is a Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm!

2. Person A: What the hell happened to the toilet bowl? It's all cracked and chipped.

Person B: Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm.

Person A: Jesus.
by Freissner January 2, 2009
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Three six mafia

Fans of NBA player Lebron James. The 3-6 refers to his subpar record in the NBA finals
John: Lebron is the GOAT. Michael Jordan played against mailmen and part time CPAs while Lebron beat the 73 win warriors

Anyone else: goddamn the three six mafia is at it again proclaiming Lebron the GOAT when he clearly doesn’t have the credentials. Are you forgetting how Lebron was locked down by 40 year old Jason Kidd or how Ray Allen and Kyrie had to save his ass?
by DelontewiththegoodD December 30, 2018
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select six

1. Group of six that is purely selective.
2. The best of the best, cream of the crop.
3. Counter-Strike 1.6 Team: Select Six. Comprised of the most select people to be on the team.
You have been chosen to be on the of the select six.
by Roy Sim September 12, 2008
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fumble six

A fumble six is the occurrence in American Football when the offensive player fumbles the ball, and a defensive player picks up the ball and returns it for a touchdown. Hence the six, for a touchdown is worth six points.
Ex 1: Dude I destroyed you in Madden 12! I got like 5 fumble sixes!

Ex 2: The highlight of the player's career was when he got a fumble six.
by FUMBLE SIX! June 6, 2012
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Carrying a Six Pack

When a chick is lying face down with her ass in the air, a guy places his thumb in her ass and his forefinger plus middle finger in her pussy and then lifts up (the act of carrying a six pack of beer)
Most men enjoy carrying a six pack around with them!
by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008
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Fuck Rainbow Six Siege

Jacob: "Let's kill this asshole for not helping the team"
Rainbow Six Siege: "7 day suspension from PvP"
Jacob said "Fuck Rainbow Six Siege" out of anger for the bullshit the game has caused.
by yourloyalpal July 15, 2017
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you me at six

The most amazing band on Earth. Consisting of: Josh Francesch (Vocals), Max Helyer (Guitar), Matt Barnes (Bass), Dan Flint (Drums), Chris Miller (Guitar). A punk/rock band from Weybridge, Surrey formed in 2005. They are fricking awesome. Haters are jealous of their good looks and their amazing talent. Take Off Your Colours and Hold Me Down are two insane albums of the band. Josh Franceschi is sexy. That is all. We all love ymas.
you me at six
by eiddamworp September 1, 2010
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