Seller-itis

A sickness which causes you to sell really bad

Logan keeps missing the goal in soccer

Logan: sorry I keep selling, I have a bad case of seller-itis

by Sigma girl May 6, 2025

sellout

eminem

drug addicted sellout = eminem

by ballsackmcgee420 January 24, 2026

sellular phone

A mobile-communication device dat money-hungry companies use to bombard you wif telemarketing calls and text-message ads.

You need to be very careful who you give da number to yer Samsung Galaxy S24, as it can quickly get turned into a sellular phone!

by QuacksO July 25, 2025

Sellphobia

The Fear of selling an asset,investment,cryptocurrency, or even a piece of trash for a lower value than the one you acquired it For

Im Scared of Selling This Coin Bro , i think i have Sellphobia

by Sellphobic guy August 11, 2025

Selling The Changeup

When a Transgender person is doing a good job at looking like the other gender

"Did you know Ryan is a girl now?"

"Yeah, she's really Selling The Changeup"

by ECO_DIESEL September 24, 2025

sella

Someone who has sold/sells often, coming from the expression "sold the bag".

Example 1: "Bro you're such a sella."

Example 2: "I hate this sella computer."

by zumulaolflump October 26, 2025

Mis-selling

A way propagandists, liars, fraudsters, and their careless repeaters describe theft by banks via fraudulent contracts, that can severely impact municipalities, their residents, small businesses, their employees, and other victims. A word used to take some of the most damaging fraud of our time and make it seem as trivial as a cashier shorting you a nickel or accidentally switching your purchased mango with another customer's bananas. Akin to saying Al Capone was Mis-behaving.

Bob, "Banks have been mis-selling contracts (sometimes via bribes) designed to be far too complex for clients to understand, and to profit themselves greatly at the expense of their clients (victims), sometimes as a result of market information the bank doesn't share (those AAA mortgage-backed derivatives are sacks of shit), or direct market manipulations (LIBOR) by those very banks."

Tim, "Isn't that fraud?"

Bob, "Yes, but let's be gentlemen and call it mis-selling. Here, have an austerity cookie and a pat on the head."

Tim, "Nevermind my bankrupted municipality, crappy services (as there is little money left to pay for them), rising property taxes and rent (renters pay property taxes one step removed), or my being laid off from my job. I've got a cookie! Fuck ya!"

by Danbits February 7, 2013