zumulaolflump's definitions

zum

An indescribable viscous substance, often describing something stank or unsightly.

Example 1: Whilst having intercourse with a baddie "Did you zum?"

Example 2: "I'm gonna zum on your couch, turn it into a zouch"

Example 3: "This Little Debbie's strawberry shortcake roll is zum."

by zumulaolflump October 26, 2025

zouch

A couch that has been zummed on, or is particularly foul.

"Dude Dorian's couch is such a zouch!"

by zumulaolflump October 26, 2025

zumol

Someone/something that is foul, often relating to zum.

Example 1: "Dude, my professor is such a zumol!"

Example 2: "I just busted a fat load all over this zumol dildo."

by zumulaolflump October 26, 2025

sella

Someone who has sold/sells often, coming from the expression "sold the bag".

Example 1: "Bro you're such a sella."

Example 2: "I hate this sella computer."

by zumulaolflump October 26, 2025