the embodiment of anything evil but yet very interesting or appealing to the eyes such as gems or specific coins or just something very fun to yell
C.j yelled satans tits while he pulled his dick out to show it to mrs. hall while mckaelyn bombarded him yelling jahal alman
by Theseigerbeegers December 24, 2018
Get the satans titsmug. Eulian Satanism is a branch of theistic Satanism created by a man going by the name of Chosen Nightmares. It branched off from LaVeyan Satanism around July of 2018. It is pronounced "you-lee-in".
"Do you want to come to church with me?"
"No thanks, I'm a Eulian Satanist."
"What on Earth does that mean? Do you sacrifice goats and children or something?"
"Absolutely not! Eulian Satanism is basically reverse Christianity."
"No thanks, I'm a Eulian Satanist."
"What on Earth does that mean? Do you sacrifice goats and children or something?"
"Absolutely not! Eulian Satanism is basically reverse Christianity."
by eulian-guild November 1, 2019
Get the Eulian Satanismmug. Satanic panic is a phenomenon where angry old Christian conservatives (also see noncervatives) start clutching their pearls about anything totally harmless bring "evil" or spewing complete nonsense about how the devil is trying to "brainwash" people. Recently started facing a very noticeable resurgence around the time the 2024 Paris Olympics started, where drag queens performed in the opening ceremony (which due to being filmed for a live audience, was totally family friendly).
Naturally, these pissed off old people with no life have taken to standing around all day in the streets throughout many states, holding up signs telling people to more or less convert to Christianity or Catholicism. These 'protests' aren't always peaceful though, as a few instances reported these same people with signs crying Satanic panic, have resorted to attempting to more or less kidnap unattended children or outright trying to grab them from their parents, hinting at these conservatives' more naturally predatory instincts.
If you encounter an instance of Satanic panic, hide your kids and hide your wives/husbands/partners, but most importantly, remember to yell the word Nonce as loud as you can. That way, their Satanic panic will be cured in no time. Worst case scenario, call the authorities, kidnapping is against the law.
If you or someone you know is showing signs or has a history of Satanic panic, seek help today.
Naturally, these pissed off old people with no life have taken to standing around all day in the streets throughout many states, holding up signs telling people to more or less convert to Christianity or Catholicism. These 'protests' aren't always peaceful though, as a few instances reported these same people with signs crying Satanic panic, have resorted to attempting to more or less kidnap unattended children or outright trying to grab them from their parents, hinting at these conservatives' more naturally predatory instincts.
If you encounter an instance of Satanic panic, hide your kids and hide your wives/husbands/partners, but most importantly, remember to yell the word Nonce as loud as you can. That way, their Satanic panic will be cured in no time. Worst case scenario, call the authorities, kidnapping is against the law.
If you or someone you know is showing signs or has a history of Satanic panic, seek help today.
Susan: I heard Benjamin ended up on the register last week
Helen: Benjamin?? What did he do?
Susan: The Satanic panic got to him, I heard they found 3 girls dressed in white and tied up in his basement!
Helen: This is getting out of control, I hope he's getting the help he clearly needs
Helen: Benjamin?? What did he do?
Susan: The Satanic panic got to him, I heard they found 3 girls dressed in white and tied up in his basement!
Helen: This is getting out of control, I hope he's getting the help he clearly needs
by StopTheConsies August 2, 2024
Get the Satanic Panicmug. Satan's hoes is an alias for memebers of Satan's Choice MC and it is used in a sing of disrespect for this copycat type of people.
by Shepzev January 24, 2018
Get the satan's hoemug. When one person is sitting behind the wheel of a vehicle and a different man is in a mock 69, operating the pedals of the vehicle with his hands whilst balls deep in the driver's mouth.
Instead of a typical suicide pact, me and my bro decided to Hail Satan Suicide into whatever God has predestined.
by Mr. Splashy Pants December 22, 2023
Get the Hail Satan Suicidemug. Satan: Is a female angel of heaven.
A Queen of Yahweh.
And the rank of Cherubim.
She rebellion (rebellious)
Against the universe King Yahweh.
Got angry - when Yahweh told the heaven beings her and all the angels of heavens, HIS PLAN
A plan , to create the human beings, and they shall govern all things he created even planet in the far future. Putting them over these universe things and over all animals.
Even put his new creation the HUMANs over the hosts of Heaven.
She began to think over all the angels ! (Even Her)
Got offended.
Rebelled and took 1/3rd of the angels to join Her.
Those that joined her, are called fallen angels or evil angels. Then they leave Yahweh presence stopped keeping Yahweh feasts 3 per year feasts . Entered the NEW Earth, created the 🦕 dinosaurs.
Blood sports as entertaining to them.
To watch dinosaurs rip each other apart fighting.
Yahweh steps in the spirit of Yahweh....was hovering over the waters: Yahweh sent a Flood Water number 1 Genesis Book.
Water was already on Earth before Adam and Eve was. The water flood , destroys the Dinosaurs. Yahweh created Adam then Eve.
A Queen of Yahweh.
And the rank of Cherubim.
She rebellion (rebellious)
Against the universe King Yahweh.
Got angry - when Yahweh told the heaven beings her and all the angels of heavens, HIS PLAN
A plan , to create the human beings, and they shall govern all things he created even planet in the far future. Putting them over these universe things and over all animals.
Even put his new creation the HUMANs over the hosts of Heaven.
She began to think over all the angels ! (Even Her)
Got offended.
Rebelled and took 1/3rd of the angels to join Her.
Those that joined her, are called fallen angels or evil angels. Then they leave Yahweh presence stopped keeping Yahweh feasts 3 per year feasts . Entered the NEW Earth, created the 🦕 dinosaurs.
Blood sports as entertaining to them.
To watch dinosaurs rip each other apart fighting.
Yahweh steps in the spirit of Yahweh....was hovering over the waters: Yahweh sent a Flood Water number 1 Genesis Book.
Water was already on Earth before Adam and Eve was. The water flood , destroys the Dinosaurs. Yahweh created Adam then Eve.
Biblical " and you was perfect in beauty" ....and I married you on the holy mountain in heaven " Yahweh talks about Satan.
Not a male Angel
Not a male Angel
by Religious Descons May 29, 2024
Get the Satanmug. Cocaine, Devil's Dandruff, blow, snow, white girl Interrupted, Pablo's powder room. Chasing the white rabbit
James: yo that stoned guy we met before just shouted "Tactical nuke! INCOMING!" And dive bombed a swimming pool and broke his ribs.
Mike: woah! I guess snorting grams of satan's foot shavings before might have taken the edge off
Mike: woah! I guess snorting grams of satan's foot shavings before might have taken the edge off
by DarkI3INARY November 4, 2024
Get the Satan's foot shavingsmug.