Russian Column

A clogged toilet usually consisting of stubbornly rigid, immovable turds.

Somebody call the janitor, we got a Russian column in stall 2.

by DirtSticks March 09, 2022

Russian Tornado

A Russian Air Bender Bends Some Vodka In A Tornado Formation Down A Womens Wet Pussy As Fast As He Can.

Dude I Gave That Hot Russian fire Bender a Russian Tornado last night.

by chaseisab*tch February 19, 2021

Russian Mimosa

An alcoholic beverage consisting of vodka and orange juice, also known as a screwdriver.

This term can be used to describe a screwdriver that is being imbibed before noon.

"We're clearly not alcoholics, we're drinking russian mimosas with our breakfast."

by DragoIvanIII August 21, 2012

Russian Roasted

Spit roasting Russian person

And then he Russian roasted me and I squirted everywhere

by Brontë Shande the legend October 27, 2020

russian simulator

A roblox game where you kill enlists for fun.

Hey dude let's kill some enlists in russian simulator for no reason!

by Clichés are my passion April 15, 2020

Russian Nesting

When you have sex with both the parent and their child on separate occasions.

Comes from Russian nesting dolls because the child came out of the parent.

Dude, you're totally russian nesting the Smiths.

Yeah man, I had sex with Stacy on Friday and then Stacy's mom on Saturday.

by TheBur April 25, 2017

russian rug

The most intense, fire spitting, diss track dropping rap God to ever be apart of our ever growing universe, otherwise known as jesus Christ

Austin: "Bro did you hear Russian rug last night?"
Daniel: "yea man he spit straight fire"

by Memstar April 16, 2017