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Being random is fun, all my friends are random. But I am but a humble person, so I must abide by the nonsensical humour of my fellow friendlings and be random too.
Cheese. = Ims random.
by SarahTheSpectacular January 11, 2008
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A girl who you have no idea who is gives you head and you never speak to or receive head from ever again.
Sharukh got head from that randomer.
by Jack Lineweaver October 1, 2007
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An act by a person that is unexpected or just weird.
dam what the hell was that you random
mofo.
by djz009 May 6, 2003
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a person who you bump into, normally in a club or a festival campsite, who comes up and talks to you, and you have a long pointless conversation. normally the random and yourself are pissed when said conversation occurs. if in a festival campsite, give the random a beer, or wine or dope.
We' were getting stoned at Glasto, when this random wearing a Velvet Underground T-Shirt came into our circle and chatted to us about his vision he had.
by wonderfool December 1, 2003
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When a person says a word or sentence which has nothing to do with the current conversation.

When someone says a word or sentence to do with absolutley nothing.

Or when someone says something that makes absolutley no sense at all.
*watching popeye*
Oi, lads is this UFC?

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John: I feel sorry for kids in Iraq cause all they can do is play WoW, cause they're either getting shot at or they're snowed in.

Dan: RANDOM B!

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Smith: I swear snails and slugs are the same?
by neilseymour.uk October 10, 2008
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that elephant just..aw garfuncle...my muffin ran up a tree and ran into a cat!
*some says aw Q* that was random...
by georgton November 18, 2004
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for some reason stupid people decide to spell random with a 'e' thus making randome therefore proving that the person(s)are/is very stupid
Josh: lets make a group called 'RanDome Productions' RPD
Jeff: god damn your so stupid how the hell do you spell random wrong you dumbass
by BlackWater[FTW] November 4, 2007
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