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cool pose

the scholarly term for being "posted up"; the presentation of self many black men use to establish their male identity
Three Six Mafia: "I'm in the club "posted up" got my arms folded, blunt in my mouth and these haters I'm scoping.

(scholarly individuals would describe this scernario of the men displaying their "cool pose")
by Vicky No-No November 20, 2006
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T-Pose

1.The art in witch a group of men and or ladies get in a group and surround a victim in the shape of a T accompanied with the halo theme song.

2.Religious ritual which is served as an offering to the god of all things. usually done on Tuesdays

3.show you extreme dominance as well
Bully - give me your money B U S T E R
Guy - *t poses*
Bully - sorry m8 here's mine

To perform a t-pose, one must stand with a blank expression with their feet together, and raise their arms to their sides until their stance is similar to the letter T
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poseur

A person who tries too hard to fit in with a group of people by acting, talking and dressing the way the people of that particular group do. They also pretend to like everything the people like and agree with everything they say.
My friend is such a poseur. She tries to be punk by saying she likes Good Charlotte, but has never heard of the Distillers or Rancid or even Slipknot.
by Syd October 17, 2004
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indie poser

a wannabe person that goes out of their own way to fall under the category of an "indie"
they usually dye their hair bright colors, such as red, and tear their tights on purpose. they are usally shit talkers, and a patsy, thry are suppoedly madly in love
An indie poser is a kid, an annoying kid that is most likely freshman in high school, usually a girl, that wanders around with no friends looking to be cool in other words a poser, then calling her scene boyfriend and talks about how red her hair is. yeah, it sounds pretty stupid
by TeenageInformer March 20, 2011
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parking lot posers

People who congregate around the high-school parking lot when school is out, dressed in all-black Hot Topic name brand clothes, smoking and talking about their hatred for their lives, who love Green Day and worship Kurt Cobain and/or Amy Lee, usually both.
Jesus christ, I hate having to walk by those parking lot posers, they always call me a prep and tell me to stop conforming to society's mold of today's youth.
by Kat McGat April 23, 2006
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Pooser

To poo in excessive amounts normally on oneself. Often used as trash talk by 10 year olds
Wow look at that guy playing club penguin he is such a pooser.
by J69 October 21, 2007
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Female Emo Poser

Wishes they were emo, but they don't have the true personality of someone who wants to commit suicide or cause themselves pain, so instead they pretend to be emo. This is called posing.

Mild emo posers will wear black things, do things to their hair to make it either blindingly blonde (which is a pretty good sign of emo poser)and apply lots of dark makeup. Their display pictures tend to be either too colorful or black and white, with them with hair and makeup fixed, including hair, making a cute face. Lots of people who aren't emo posers do that too, so don't misread that sign. They occasionally have signs of moderate and heavy emos.

Moderate emo posers have the above symptoms, and will do one of the following:
-draw the fakest looking cuts on their arms
-tells people on the internet they want to commit suicide
-may carry a knife
-listens to screamo or emo music
-watches horror movies excessively

Heavy emo posers may actually cut themselves, but they do not to enjoy it. They most likely do all of the symptoms of the moderate and mild emo posers. They like to tell people they are emo, cut their clothes up, and maybe even give themselves a new nickname or reputation.

Heavy emo posers are easily defined by the girls you can find when you look up emo girl on Google Images. They wear thick eyeliner and sometimes dampen up their mascara to make it look like it ran a little. They really play the part, but they are definitely not an emo. In fact, many of them don't actually cause themselves pain at all, but instead will make it appear like they do.

Overall, an emo poser is a retard who wishes they could be suicidal. They may dress in bright, cheerful colors, which completely throws off the whole 'emo' thing. Don't be an emo poser- or an Emo.

See Male Emo Poser.
Mary: Hey, look at McKenzie. She is such an emo.
Jane: Are you kidding? She's such a female emo poser.
McKenzie: Hey guys.
Jane: What's up?
McKenzie: Nothing. Just cutting myself. Hating myself. Wearing black.
Mary: Oh.
Jane: Shut up, McKenzie. We all know you are faking. You are such an emo poser!
McKenzie: No, I really hate myself i cut myself and I wear black i'm emo!
by Emo Posers Suck August 11, 2009
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