potatoing 

its when you tape a potato to your dick to make the tip bigger during sex

Baby tape a potato to your dick and lets do some potatoing

potatoing by shrekisgod420 December 17, 2016

OK Potato 

Before the band Radiohead released the massively popular album OK Computer, they went through a number of different titles, including but not limited to OK Prime Minister, OK Calculator, OK 1984, and AB Positive. OK Potato was eventually decided upon as the final title, however, no less than six hours before the album was to be released to the public, a groundbreaking machine called the "Computer" was invented, and the band decided that this was to be the new title for their album. Therefore, the first 100 copies of the album ever released had hand-drawn inserts, as there was no time to print new covers. Furthermore, pirate releases of the album also bear the distinctive vegetable and text of OK Potato.

"Hey, have you heard Radiohead's OK Computer album?"

"Yeah, but hardcore fans still call it OK Potato..."

OK Potato by Brian Damage September 10, 2005

emo potato 

Basically.... a regular baked potato. THATS EMO!!!!!(Emo also means sweet potato in Japanese)And remember... NEVER FORGET THE SOUR CREAM!!!!!!

"Why am I emo?!"

"Cuz your eating an emo potato!"

emo potato by barbarawcheung May 21, 2008

fuck potato 

When you heat it up in the microwave 5 mins and then make a slit it down the middle, put some butter in it (to make it wet), then put your dick into it and fuck the shit out of it, or even your vagina. Scissor that bitch.

"Man, I'm feeling kind of lonely, I need a fuck potato"

fuck potato by Fuck her right in the pussy!! August 1, 2014

sexy potato 

When a person who usually dresses and looks very plain or frumpy gets all sexy in sexy clothes, hair or makeup but doesn't impress you because you remember what the person usually looks like.

After Mertyle changed her usual look of sweats and baggy t-shits, she looked like a sexy potato at the party with that big hair, fake eyelashes and low cut dress.

sexy potato by Ingrid Carlos December 19, 2008

potato chip fart 

A disturbing and lingering fart, that is often silent in nature and resembles opening a packet of original potato chips on a hot day.

"God damn it Ashlea, your potato chip fart is lingering and fucking up my nostrils!!"

"Robbo get your potato chip fart ass away from me and poop swagger thata way!"

potato chip fart by poop police February 1, 2014

bunk potatoes 

when somthing dissapoints you and you need something to say

hey man i just got crabs from the asian hooker

man thats bunk potatoes

bunk potatoes by tucker max May 4, 2007