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Ninja Please

It's like n*gga please, but for Asians.

Used to express stress.
White Guy: *runs into Asian Guy* Sorry, di-

Asian Guy: NINJA PLEASE!
by DiZ037 May 4, 2011
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Please

A word often used while in a pissed-off state, rather than the peaceful version. Words that come after please are usually, but not limited to:
1. Shut the fuck up
2. Get the hell out
3. Kill yourself
Jordan: bro!! Wanna go hang out with ashley!?

Bro: Please, shut the fuck up.
by Yummyyummyhippo May 14, 2014
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Pessi

A fraudulent term created by Penaldogs to devalue the G.O.A.T. Lionel Messi. Commonly found in twitter replies under football tweets being used by fatherless and jobless Pendu fanboys.
"Pessi is finished because he doesn't score tap ins every game like my idol Penaldo"
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Pleasure balls

Pleasure balls are inserted into the vagina, both to stimulate and to generate orgasms. (Regular use may also help strengthen the PC muscle, which can enhance sexual pleasure in general.) The exact sensations and effects are sometimes subtle, and they may vary greatly from woman to woman.
She was having trouble orgasming, so I got her some pleasure balls to speed up the process.
by ricosayskaboom December 9, 2007
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pleasure chest

A term often used to describe a woman’s breasts by gentlemen who enjoy partaking in the rich and rewarding pastime of Dutch fucking.
"So dude. She took me back to her place, cracked open the Pleasure chest, and began tenderizing my meat stick with it! Nice!"
by chucklemunch August 27, 2006
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please don't eat the daisies

Don't do something outrageously idiotic.

From Jean Kerr's book "Please don't eat the daisies" (1957), in the context of telling children which things are forbidden, as an example of something she failed to mention (and which they presumably then did).
OK, you are on your own now, but please don't eat the daisies.
by Franskraler May 10, 2016
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Please, Stop The Breathe

Its Just Saying Go Die, But Somehow Nicer
Bro Please, Stop The Breathe. oh no
by xXKill_MeXx xXI_Need_HelpXx December 7, 2020
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