Protect This House

What you call people who always wear spandex clothing such as Nike Dri-Fit, Under Armor, etc.

Swoll guy wearing an Under Armor cut off comes in the room
Person 1: "Ahhh, I see Protect This House is here."

by Sizzeven! July 30, 2006

Jewish Protection

To use the same condom multiple times to save money on condoms.

The Jewish Protection failed Jay after the third time; the condom busted and he impregnated his bitch.

by SnakeBiter October 23, 2009

Stinky Pirate

The act of smearing an eye patch on one's occular orbit with fecal matter using the head of your penis after performing anal sex.

Jack grew tired of giving Jill a Dirty Sanchez every night,
so he thought he might add some variety by giving her a
Stinky Pirate instead.

by Fantom January 18, 2006

Nasty Pirate

When you explode your cannon-fire in a girl's eye and she covers it up with her hand like an eyepatch and lets out a hardy "ARRRRGH!!!".

After watching the Pirates of the Carribean movie, I was in the mood to role-play and decided to give my girl the Nasty Pirate.

by J.W.S. September 21, 2006

protein stains

stains caused by ejaculation

i went to a hotel and there were protein stains on the sheets... disgusting

by mr happy January 5, 2004

The One Eyed Pirate

When ur about to jizz, back up n splooge in a chicks eye. As she gets up, kick her in the shin so she hops around like a One Eyed Pirate!!!

I pulled the one eyed pirate on Kelly the other night!

by LTrain23 September 5, 2008

pirate slap

A modified and more intense kind of a pimp slap, that when struck would remind the receptient of the pain felt by wenches in the days of pirates.

When becky got pirate slapped she thought to herself, wow this is what being a pirates wench must've felt like...

by Tdiddy May 13, 2005