When somebody doesn’t completely wipe their butthole and has doo doo, skid marks and or pieces of poop that kind of resembles the popular candy Reese’s pieces but are indeed poo.
Larry;
Dude what is that smell ?
Chad ; Sorry man I didn’t have any toilet paper .
Larry; Fuck man you smell like Feece’s Pieces !
Dude what is that smell ?
Chad ; Sorry man I didn’t have any toilet paper .
Larry; Fuck man you smell like Feece’s Pieces !
by lil pimp the drip god September 28, 2019
Get the Feece’s Piecesmug. returnable glass bottle from the A.G barr soft drinks range available in Scotland.
Returning the bottle redeems 30p
Returning the bottle redeems 30p
by Shifty... January 10, 2010
Get the 30p piecemug. An anime about pirates finding a treasure with episodes that seems that its never ending. You either fall in love with the anime or you absolutely hate it. No in between. IT'S THE BEST ANIME IN THE WORLD IT CAN'T COMPARE TO ANYTHING ELSE.
NPC: "Hey have you heard about that weird series One Piece?"
PC: "Oh you're talking about ONE PEAK????? IT'S NOT WEIRD YOU LONG BACKED ASSHOLE."
PC: "Oh you're talking about ONE PEAK????? IT'S NOT WEIRD YOU LONG BACKED ASSHOLE."
by manstabber November 5, 2022
Get the One Piecemug. someone, potentially an asshole, who you continuously contemplate having hot sex with, but having no attatchments. This person will not say hi- he is merely used for sex. You may have one or two cute couple pictures with this person
by Noon September 22, 2008
Get the slam piecemug. When you get boxed liked a fish in Fortnite. Essentially you are getting Piece Controlled, ie; an enemy places builds in a place where you will be so that he has full control of the fight
by Jxckkk February 11, 2021
Get the Pieced Upmug. Craps; a word to use in plural terms of many peices of crap.
Piece of craps; a word in which a pile of crap is made up of many other craps. (can be used hypothetically as well as literal)
Piece of craps; a word in which a pile of crap is made up of many other craps. (can be used hypothetically as well as literal)
Bob: "My hometown is a piece of craps."
Steve: "What does that mean?"
Bob: "Well, everyone in my town are a peice of crap, so since my town holds all of the craps--people--it is a piece of craps."
Steve: "Ooh, I guess that makes sense"
Steve: "What does that mean?"
Bob: "Well, everyone in my town are a peice of crap, so since my town holds all of the craps--people--it is a piece of craps."
Steve: "Ooh, I guess that makes sense"
by ReetBeat May 31, 2010
Get the Piece of crapsmug. An accurate, yet surprisingly concise, method of pinpointing the precise attractiveness of a female.
First, identify the specimen on a simple 1-20 scale (1 being a monkey after a house fire, 20 being Teri Hatcher in "The New Adventures of Superman".) Having done this, match her to the following piece-derived notation:
20: Piece de la resistance
19: War and Piece
18: Masterpiece
14-17: Piece (original)
12-13: Codpiece
1-11: n/a
Consider these vertical ratings. Alongside these, one might add a horizontal rating to note a certain flavour of bird or piece-related individual.
Greenpiece: Ecologically-minded or hygenically-challenged fluff.
Ringpiece: She's married.
Piece of cake: slag.
Hair piece: nice hair. Pity the face.
Mantel piece: Show the parents. Don't let her speak.
Three piece suite: Three of them. At the same time. All at once.
Piecekeeper: Male owner.
Piecemeal: Expensive rooting attempt.
Piece negotiations: "I always masturbate thinking of you." and such necessary rubbish.
First, identify the specimen on a simple 1-20 scale (1 being a monkey after a house fire, 20 being Teri Hatcher in "The New Adventures of Superman".) Having done this, match her to the following piece-derived notation:
20: Piece de la resistance
19: War and Piece
18: Masterpiece
14-17: Piece (original)
12-13: Codpiece
1-11: n/a
Consider these vertical ratings. Alongside these, one might add a horizontal rating to note a certain flavour of bird or piece-related individual.
Greenpiece: Ecologically-minded or hygenically-challenged fluff.
Ringpiece: She's married.
Piece of cake: slag.
Hair piece: nice hair. Pity the face.
Mantel piece: Show the parents. Don't let her speak.
Three piece suite: Three of them. At the same time. All at once.
Piecekeeper: Male owner.
Piecemeal: Expensive rooting attempt.
Piece negotiations: "I always masturbate thinking of you." and such necessary rubbish.
Wilhelm II : Christ alive! 'Twas a masterpiece I just spied!
Edmund III: Aye. Alas t'has a piecekeeper. Negotiations will be tough.
An example of a piece rating in discussion.
Edmund III: Aye. Alas t'has a piecekeeper. Negotiations will be tough.
An example of a piece rating in discussion.
by Pierre van Stanhorse December 28, 2006
Get the piece ratingmug.