Paxton

A stupid little bitch with a small ass dick that will never find a girlfriend because he is a lonely gay bitch and he loves to lick cat asses

Paxton is a fucking weirdo

by [e-mail] July 22, 2020

Peyton's Law

A law that states the following:
"You cannot be gay if you have a girlfriend"

However the rule itself has a few stipulations, most of them stemming off of what can be called "bro activity" and "non-bro activity."

Bro activity involves being borderline homosexual with your friends, saying they have a fat cock and balls or complimenting their ass.

Non bro activity involves actually having sex with your friends (except in certain instances where socks are worn) or watching, participating in gay porn.

Matt: "Bro dont touch my ass thats gay as fuck"
Leroy: "I have a girlfriend bro, Peyton's rule states I cant be gay."

Reece: "Look at this picture of a woman kissing this dudes fully erect cock"
Jonah: "Thats pretty fucking gay"
Reece: "Well what about Peyton's Law?"
Jonah: "Thats not a home's dick, therefore you are gay asf my nigga"

by Netyop September 8, 2020

peyton

Very rude and very disrespectful. Extreme temper, often annoying. Very sassy.

"Hi peyton" her: "SHUT UP LOSER."

by 123456bgff September 16, 2020

peyton

a fine man with a good persanality

peyton is a man

by loignon October 27, 2020

Peyton

Peyton usually has a monster horse cock. Or is way better than you at video games.

"Hey I heard Peyton can play video games with his dick" "yo that's sick"

by YES I AM PEYTON October 29, 2020

Paxton

A massive noob that eats poo.

Paxton is a noob.

by ThatWeeb123 October 30, 2020

paxton

paxton is shit at fortnite and minecraft and is a great fucker and lives jessie

paxton is he is trash

by paxton is great November 2, 2020