Parents

Literally the strictest people ever

bro my parents wont let me hang out with my friends ;(

by 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏 November 16, 2020

Ignorant parent

A person who responsibly teaches a young person to abide by the rules yet breaks rules to fit their criteria.

My ignorant parent made my derby car instead of me to increase the chances that I may win a prize.

by HunkyBeat March 25, 2022

Co Parent

Having your relationship partner watch y’all kids while one of you go out

I’m going to co parent our child whenever you leave

by Jusess April 28, 2025

Schrödinger’s Parent

a parent who abuses a child verbally and physically, but proceeds to claim that it’s because they love them/it’s for their own good

“have you heard about John Lennon’s parenting life?”
“he must be a Schrödinger’s Parent”

by sitemanlol May 18, 2023

Cumnor House Parents

Someone who usually goes drinking at The Griffin inn or, if you're having a quiet one, The coach and horses. One whose anatomy is made up of 80% wine, 10% tory and the last 10% is either more alcohol or fags depending on how many years of school fees they have left to pay.

person 1: maybe we should open one more bottle?

person 2: yehhhhh why not, let's not turn into Cumnor House parents though, we've already got through 5.

by peanutswithpasta February 5, 2022

Dominic Jeannote-Parent

The kind of person that always asks for skins to his beloved friends, most people named Dominic Jeannote-Parent tend to love losing bets and having no money in his bank account. Most Dominic's are Tall and have diabetes. They mostly have eye problems so they need to wear glasses, that's where it becomes weird because their eyes become too small and even a normal human being (not a Dominic) can't see these tiny eyes, sadly.

Dominic Jeannote-Parent is always asking me for CS:GO skins and I am very tired.

by dinglydong August 1, 2018

Parents

Someone who takes care of you as a child

My PARENTS are going to help me grow

by APPLES AND APPLES February 3, 2022