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Mercenary (Sex Position)

Brad and Will banged last night.

What'd they do?

Tender and loving Mercenary.

Mercenary (Sex Position) is gay missionary.
by MercenaryLover69 August 21, 2023
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armidillo position

When you stick the dick in upside down, and suck her nipple at the same time. Complicated, but you’ll figure it out 👌🏼
Me and my girl did the armidillo position, and it was lit.
by Position king December 2, 2017
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Belarusian sex position

It is a sexual position that is made up by someone, who has just learned about how bogus Urban Dictionary is - and wants desperately to impress their friends.
A: Wanna hear about Belarusian breakfast, a sex position? B: No way! That's just one of those ridiculous made-up ones! I know this is Belarusian sex position, don't pull my leg!
by Dimi-drool January 15, 2025
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SAME POSITION RELATIONS

IN COMMON other SAME TITLES in corporate , government, and n

on profits.

A SEXUAL innuendo that says both people are HOMOSEXUAL in orientation.

The levels in society of the comparison of two individuals.
The CEO of one corporation is related to the CEO of another corporation in many ways and they themselves can relate communicatively by the fact they are the SAME POSITION RELATIONS which can extrapolate to many other specific same positions.

I have been HOMOSEXUAL all my LIFE and other HOMOSEXUAL men have SAME POSITION RELATIONS as me because we know how this feels and how we act sexually.

One PEDOPHILE is just like another PEDOPHILE in how low they are valued by society and one PROFESSIONAL NBA is just like another PROFESSIONAL NBA in how high valued they are by society.
by METE MEAT MEET August 5, 2021
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Pole position

The position of sitting on a man's cock (pole) while watching NASCAR
Hey baby you qualified first, you're sitting on the pole position for this race.
by Toenuts October 2, 2019
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bunny position

Woman (or man no judgement) sits on their partners lap facing them with their arms resting limply on their partners shoulders (like a bunny hence its name). This manoeuvre is completed with vigorous quick paced bouncing on your partners dick, enduring to clap those cheeks .
Person 1: honey what’s there to watch on tv tonight?

person 2: nothing sweetie

Person 1: oh darn.....I guess to pass the time you could rearrange my guts? Wanna do the bunny position so hard I get a haemorrhage

Person 2: sure I could use a quick hop
by Datbunnydude September 11, 2020
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senior missionary position

Missionary position with legs wide and knees up close, females hands gripping the man’s thighs so he doesn’t pull out early.
Jim, are your grandparents Mormon? Steve saw them hittin’ The senior missionary position last week.
by Mischooti March 25, 2019
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